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[–] kindenough@kbin.earth 69 points 3 weeks ago (3 children)

In my mailbox...My arrest warrant from the Dutch police.

[–] SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml 24 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

Ok, this is definitely the winning comment. I'm crossing my fingers for you bro

[–] AdamEatsAss@lemmy.world 14 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)
[–] IDKWhatUsernametoPutHereLolol@lemmy.dbzer0.com 42 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Eating a meal, a Succulent Chinese Meal

[–] i_am_hiding@aussie.zone 12 points 3 weeks ago

Get your hands off my penis!

[–] kindenough@kbin.earth 9 points 3 weeks ago

Ah so you send me that .pdf, tuff luck

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[–] over_clox@lemmy.world 36 points 3 weeks ago (3 children)

I found the Cunt Coloring Book from the 1970's. Yes, scanned in as PDF. Yes, a few pages were already colored in, mostly psychedelic colors though.

And yes, it's exactly what it sounds like, a bunch of hand drawn lady parts to be colored in.

[–] SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml 8 points 3 weeks ago

Ah I didn't think to look into that part of my downloads for PDFs

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[–] Corno@lemm.ee 29 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

I find this segment to be particularly insightful:

[–] HereIAm@lemmy.world 4 points 3 weeks ago

That's the one I was gonna post! I think the text file containing ASCII 0s and 1s for an image of the Mona Lisa comes second.

[–] nokturne213@sopuli.xyz 23 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

The technical plans for the Death Star.

[–] nebm51@drlemmy.net 8 points 3 weeks ago

Are there any vulnerabilities? Asking for a friend

[–] SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml 4 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

Ooh! Link? ^^

[–] thelsim@sh.itjust.works 15 points 3 weeks ago (11 children)

A copy of Man after Man:

This is such a weird book. It has leech people, underwater people, blind psychic baby people, meat mountain people, etc.

[–] Nalivai@discuss.tchncs.de 2 points 2 weeks ago

Kenshi mentioned!

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[–] Hellstormy@lemmy.dbzer0.com 14 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

"Countries where suicide is outlawed.pdf"

[–] brygphilomena@lemmy.world 7 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

What the fuck, Bahamas? Life imprisonment?

[–] CanadaPlus@lemmy.sdf.org 4 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Well, if they went for the death penalty it'd be obviously ironic.

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[–] kate@lemmy.uhhoh.com 3 points 3 weeks ago

Usually it’s a placeholder punishment so that the police can break in and stop you committing a crime

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[–] CurlyWurlies4All@slrpnk.net 13 points 3 weeks ago

This feels pretty niche...

[–] Nemo@slrpnk.net 12 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

I have the working draft of this year's List of Items for the Official University of Chicago Official Scavenger Hunt, the world's largest -and probably weirdest- annual scavenger hunt.

[–] SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml 3 points 3 weeks ago

That sounds fun!

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[–] 2ugly2live@lemmy.world 12 points 3 weeks ago
[–] psyspoop@lemm.ee 11 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (3 children)
[–] b3an@lemmy.world 11 points 3 weeks ago

The Death report for Kurt Cobain. Mostly from morbid curiosity and a love for Nirvana. I don’t do that for everyone or anything like that. That’s the weirdest one. πŸ˜…

[–] daggermoon@lemmy.world 10 points 3 weeks ago

Let's see, The CIA's Simple Sabotage Field Manual, some paper on MKultra, some paper about The Hum, Some scientific paper on the longevity of recordable optical media, and a paper about crows.

[–] southsamurai@sh.itjust.works 9 points 3 weeks ago (5 children)

Depends on your weird.

I write, so there's a ton of stuff on decomposition, forensics, and related subject matter that are weird by some standards.

I've got stuff on niche mythology too, for the same reason. Along with that is stuff on modern paganism, syncretic religions, and related subjects. Again, weird by some standards.

But I tend to think the morbid stuff is what would catch most people by surprise.

[–] skulblaka@sh.itjust.works 2 points 3 weeks ago

Nice.

I came in here to post about having a copy of Titus Burkhardt's Alchemy tome and DKMU Assault On Reality but I think yours might take the cake instead, as well as possibly including both of those texts.

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[–] telemaphone@beehaw.org 7 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

My mom's death certificate. That's weird.

[–] SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml 3 points 2 weeks ago

RIP. This is up there with the arrest warrant

[–] Godort@lemm.ee 7 points 3 weeks ago

I just cleaned up my downloads so I no longer have it, but a couple weeks ago it was a copy of Maid: The Role-Playing Game

[–] SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml 6 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

Mine is this report by the central bank where they tested the insurance sector at-large for resillience to financial shocks. ^(Although after reading some books by nassim nicholas taleb, I realize that testing using the worst imaginable shocks isn't sufficient as black swan events are by their nature unpredictable)

[–] beercupcake@sopuli.xyz 6 points 3 weeks ago

Pdf version of doom from hackernews not so long ago.

[–] GuyDudeman@lemmy.world 6 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] brygphilomena@lemmy.world 3 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Should add the poor man's James bond. The anarchist cookbook. The army survival manual. There is an old army improvised munitions manual.

There are lots of fun reads that should probably be held onto.

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[–] DirigibleProtein@aussie.zone 4 points 3 weeks ago

Guidelines for a Space Propulsion Device Based on Heim’s Quantum Theory

I thought it sounded interesting, but the mathematics was beyond me.

[–] vitrola06@lemmy.eco.br 4 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

A mock dictionary of Portuguese gay slang and vocabulary. It's pretty fun.

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[–] pushECX@lemmy.world 4 points 3 weeks ago

The Airplane Flying Handbook, I guess.

[–] ace_garp@lemmy.world 3 points 3 weeks ago

The Bible 2.0

An older text, reinterpreted by Meaty McMeat.

[–] CanadaPlus@lemmy.sdf.org 3 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (3 children)

Hmm, it probably depends what you think is weird, but I have one in their on the feasibility of extracting ammonia from biomass. There's also one on early steam turbines by a fellow named Geoff Horseman, which is a fun name.

Edit: Oh, I also have a professional critique of my dating profile photos. That's weird in a different way, since I actually got that done, and it unexpectedly came as a PDF.

[–] SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml 2 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

Ok, the second one is definitely a wierd(ly specific) PDF and I dig it!

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[–] Deconceptualist@lemm.ee 3 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (1 children)
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[–] NauticalNoodle@lemmy.ml 3 points 3 weeks ago

I think if i dig through my records I can find a federal subpoena from 2016. A LEO had to formally come to my door to confirm I received it but the prosecutor sent it to me via email.

[–] Arghblarg@lemmy.ca 2 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Hercolobus Or Red Planet, by V. M. Rabolou... it's 'interesting'.

https://archive.org/details/en-hercolubus-or-red-planet

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