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[–] db0@lemmy.dbzer0.com 90 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Now that's some proper boomer humor

[–] Onionguy@lemm.ee 6 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] Agent641@lemmy.world 2 points 3 weeks ago

The boomest of humor

[–] Dr_Box@lemmy.world 26 points 3 weeks ago

Get it? He decided to be an alcoholic

[–] HollowNaught@lemmy.world 15 points 3 weeks ago

Okay guys, this is 100% boomer humour, but it's good boomer humour because it's making fun of boomer alcoholics

[–] FartsWithAnAccent@fedia.io 13 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

I tried that and felt fucking awful, gained like 30 lbs too.

[–] RubberElectrons@lemmy.world 9 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Beer will do that to you lol.

Eating lots of veggies won't though, if you do it right. Deep fried potatoes at every meal, that kinda thing, bad time. Kale salads with chili-fried tofu, doing fine.

[–] FartsWithAnAccent@fedia.io 5 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] RubberElectrons@lemmy.world 3 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Magical fruit, always makes me hoot.

[–] acockworkorange@mander.xyz 5 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] RubberElectrons@lemmy.world 3 points 3 weeks ago

Porque no los dos? 😂

[–] OutlierBlue@lemmy.ca 13 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)
[–] ThatGuy46475@lemmy.world 34 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

It is the policy of the trump administration that there are only two kingdoms of life

[–] marcos@lemmy.world 7 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

And yes, due to a technicality, nothing really fits the criteria for one of them.

[–] starman2112@sh.itjust.works 5 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

If biologists were conservatives:

(d) “Animal” means an organism belonging, at conception, to the kingdom that reacts to external stimulus.

(e) “Plant” means an organism belonging, at conception, to the kingdom that does not react to external stimulus.

[–] marcos@lemmy.world 2 points 3 weeks ago
[–] Agent641@lemmy.world 1 points 3 weeks ago

Plants, and Fungi

[–] OddHops@lemmy.world 11 points 3 weeks ago

Right. It's not an animal or a plant, but "plant-and-fungi-based diet" doesn't have much of a ring to it.

[–] EvilTwin@lemmy.world 13 points 3 weeks ago

I quit drinking for good.

Now, I only drink for evil.

[–] stupidcasey@lemmy.world 7 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Fun fact Most candy and snack cakes are plant based too.

[–] starman2112@sh.itjust.works 2 points 3 weeks ago

Unless they have gelatin! I was still finding believed snacks that I had no idea used gelatin for years. I gotta find me some mallowcreme pumpkins I can eat

[–] PieMePlenty@lemmy.world 3 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (1 children)

I once heard its possible to live off beer. Like, just drink beer, lets say 8 per day is roughly 2000 calories, eat a pill for all vitamins and that's it. Probably wont even get drunk if you spread them out. Only thing you'd be missing is protein and fat. Maybe eat a fish once a month.

[–] CommissarVulpin@lemmy.world 3 points 3 weeks ago

People have been living off beer, bread, and vegetables for thousands of years. That’s the real paleo diet, people.

[–] roguetrick@lemmy.world 2 points 3 weeks ago

Yeah but you'll get vitamin B1 deficiency if you go on this diet.

[–] muntedcrocodile@lemm.ee 2 points 3 weeks ago

The scribbles for leg hair are genius. Respect to the artist