Dad Jokes

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This is a community for sharing those cheesy “dad” jokes that invoke an eye roll or chuckle.

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Clean jokes only please. If you cannot tell this joke to a 5-year-old, you probably shouldn’t post it here. Please post edgier jokes to !unclejokes@lemmy.world
Must post text, image (e.g., meme), or direct link. Do not post external links that cannot be viewed directly from the community (e.g., link to joke website, Facebook, Instagram, etc.)
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submitted 3 weeks ago by kaamkiya@lemmy.ml to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world

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[–] ExtremeDullard@lemmy.sdf.org 16 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

Before Sigourney Weaver, people has to weave their own Sigournies.

[–] toomanypancakes@lemmy.world 9 points 3 weeks ago

I love this one, I'm keeping this

[–] psx_crab@lemmy.zip 7 points 3 weeks ago

They drink at crowtavern.

[–] scott@lem.free.as 7 points 2 weeks ago

This murdered me.

[–] PurpleGameBoy@lemmy.zip 3 points 3 weeks ago

Hahaha nice one

[–] syklemil@discuss.tchncs.de 2 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

But we're all happy they finally opened

[–] BeatTakeshi@lemmy.world 2 points 2 weeks ago

Pry-opened