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[–] Wootz@lemmy.world 67 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (2 children)

I was fortunate enough to experience death last month. Here's what it taught me about customers.

[–] hank_the_tank66@lemmy.world 18 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (1 children)

"...the funeral was an excellent networking opportunity, and I was able to share my amazing experience working for [ChatGPT rebadge "AI" company] with all of my friends and family. I spent extra time showing Grandma how she can chat with our product NeedAFriendAI since Grandpa isn't around anymore."

[–] mouserat@discuss.tchncs.de 6 points 3 weeks ago

"And with my outstandingly generous employer I was able to share my employee-discount with her - even though family is not included by default - so she can save 2.99/month. So thankful to be able to work for [ChatGPT rebadge "AI" company]! "

[–] ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 13 points 3 weeks ago

Customers? Consumers.

[–] slazer2au@lemmy.world 21 points 3 weeks ago

Only the humans know that. So like 12 of the platforms users.

[–] jqubed@lemmy.world 6 points 3 weeks ago

My wife was mentioning the other week how awkward it was to see people making “happy work anniversary!” posts to the account of somebody who’d died last year.

[–] remer@lemmy.world 2 points 3 weeks ago

They’re all bots so it isn’t actually guaranteed they’ll die. Some might get iterated for eternity.

[–] jessca@lemmy.ca 2 points 3 weeks ago

It will be the most eventful day no one speaks of.