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[–] jeena@piefed.jeena.net 155 points 2 weeks ago (22 children)

Please for the love of God, use uBlock origin and SponsorBlock to skip all of this automatically.

[–] Fisch@discuss.tchncs.de 46 points 2 weeks ago

I also highly recommend turning on uBlocks filter list for cookie banners. Works on YTs cookie banner too.

[–] Weirdfish@lemmy.world 8 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

I watch primaly on my PS4, is there a network based solution?

[–] Dettweiler42@lemmy.dbzer0.com 12 points 2 weeks ago (5 children)
[–] dditty@lemm.ee 39 points 2 weeks ago

YouTube serves ads from the same domains that serves the video so you can't block ads with pihole for YouTube

[–] Weirdfish@lemmy.world 11 points 2 weeks ago

Quick google search suggests the ads come from same domain as youtube, so wouldnt be blocked.

Back to muting ads and reading lemmy on my phone

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[–] HappySkullsplitter@lemmy.world 8 points 2 weeks ago (11 children)

Doesn't seem to work on the PS5

[–] Dettweiler42@lemmy.dbzer0.com 14 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] HappySkullsplitter@lemmy.world 17 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
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[–] rockerface@lemm.ee 48 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

Drink the verification can

[–] Rolive@discuss.tchncs.de 15 points 2 weeks ago

That meme was prophetic.

[–] Obi@sopuli.xyz 6 points 2 weeks ago

Recently heard about ads that make you take a quiz at the end to make sure you were paying attention, we're not far now...

[–] chemicalwonka@discuss.tchncs.de 38 points 2 weeks ago (11 children)

in a dystopian future, not so distant they will obligate you have a cam connected all times to track your eyes movement to make sure that you saw the ads

A Boring Dystopia-28924809

[–] moon@lemmy.ml 15 points 2 weeks ago (4 children)

Neuralink beaming unskippable ads into your head

[–] Ultraviolet@lemmy.world 12 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

You won't even know they're ads, it will just implant false childhood memories, giving you positive associations with the brand.

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[–] UltraGiGaGigantic@lemmy.ml 7 points 2 weeks ago (4 children)

Unlock your long term memory for $696.90 a month!

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[–] Edgarallenpwn@midwest.social 9 points 2 weeks ago

🏴‍☠️

[–] amon@lemmy.world 6 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
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[–] stebo02@lemmy.dbzer0.com 31 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

I usually don't watch YouTube on my playstation but yesterday I did and every 10 minutes it played a 2-minute unskippable ad and I simply turned off my TV. 10/10 very effective.

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[–] HollowNaught@lemmy.world 28 points 2 weeks ago (4 children)

Look at moi, look at moi, look at mooooi

I've got one thing to way to you

Ublock origin

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[–] JoeKis@lemmy.world 26 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)
[–] AlolanYoda@mander.xyz 8 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

And yet never implemented! Good guy Sony getting a patent so nobody else will do this

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[–] Master@lemm.ee 25 points 2 weeks ago (4 children)

Ad pauses until your eye tracking shows you are engaging with the Ad. (The future)

[–] Rooty@lemmy.world 9 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Watch me fuck off from the platform at the speed of light - I am already halfway from going full "fuck it, let's pretend it's '99" and hanging out on phpbb forums and Neocities.

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[–] Ensign_Crab@lemmy.world 5 points 2 weeks ago

googly eyes on a stick.

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[–] some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org 12 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

That’s when I copy the URL, close the window, and download the video without the ad.

Downie for MacOS or yt-dlp at the command line. When those stop working, and if there’s no alternative, I will stop watching YT videos. I will not be harassed by ads. There’s already more content than I have time to consume.

[–] westyvw@lemm.ee 5 points 2 weeks ago (4 children)

Why don't you just use a youtube player that filters the ads out? Seems like extra steps.

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[–] HappySkullsplitter@lemmy.world 12 points 2 weeks ago

The sheer sense of smug power I feel when hitting the mute button

[–] samus12345@lemm.ee 10 points 2 weeks ago
[–] Jarix@lemmy.world 10 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Lol I've actually done this and muted it too

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[–] Lemminary@lemmy.world 9 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 children)

Literally with any ad nowadays. I immediately tune out all my sensory organs

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[–] ekZepp@lemmy.world 9 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)
[–] saltesc@lemmy.world 10 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 children)

SmartTube if it's an Android TV.

Edit: Use the link in the reply below. I've had it installed for years, didn't realise it's changed 😁 Thanks, perfectly_boiled_pizza

Download and install the APK through Downloader app or USB, only takes a few mins following instructions.

Devs keep it very regularly up to date. SponsorBlock included. Many excellent additional features making it way better at being YouTube than the YouTube app could ever be.

That's not the official site. It has an old version (July 2024) and the file might contain malware. You can safely download the latest version from GitHub and find their updated guide there.

If you don't want to use Github, you can use the site they have linked to which is https://smarttubeapp.github.io/

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[–] Baguette@lemm.ee 7 points 2 weeks ago

The only ads Ive watched in the past year were ads from flex seal and tim henson, and those were technically just videos.

If ads were like that I wouldnt mind them as much

[–] houstoneulers@lemmy.world 7 points 2 weeks ago

My goal is to never buy anything that they ad. I can't always avoid it, but i largely do.

[–] nightwatch_admin@feddit.nl 5 points 2 weeks ago

Robert Rankin’s “Armageddon” trilogy has something like this, where Actively Viewing pays you rehousing credits, so the main character has developed away to sleep with his eyes wide open, as if actually watching the screen.

[–] Shou@lemmy.world 5 points 2 weeks ago

Press M for mute. Most adds' sound design is awful.

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