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[–] tiramichu@lemm.ee 22 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

The monster just has to say "no homo" first

[–] pointnull@lemmy.world 7 points 2 weeks ago

if it ain't homo, it ain't fun.

[–] tomi000@lemmy.world 2 points 2 weeks ago

Or after, doesnt really matter

[–] RandomVideos@programming.dev 1 points 2 weeks ago

But then you would be able to hear the monster and wake up

[–] Chivera@lemmy.world 13 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

What if the monster is my uncle

[–] LouSlash@sh.itjust.works 3 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

What if the monster is my aunt

[–] pointnull@lemmy.world 6 points 2 weeks ago

What if the uncle is my step brother who is actually adopted and my secret dad from an orgy that my mom did 21 years ago.

[–] slazer2au@lemmy.world 6 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Sleep with one foot out of cover to tempt them to take you is my preference

[–] CreatingMachines@fedia.io 3 points 2 weeks ago

If only I could find that comic...

[–] Scott_of_the_Arctic@lemmy.world 5 points 2 weeks ago

The monster under my bed likes to be tied up and savagely railed.

[–] stupidcasey@lemmy.world 3 points 2 weeks ago

Good luck, you can't say no homo in your sleep.

[–] HK65@sopuli.xyz 3 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

What if the monster is the opposite sex tho?

[–] Ziglin@lemmy.world 3 points 2 weeks ago

Or just not your own gender. Most monsters I come up with asexually reproduce and don't have trivial things like gender or sex.