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[–] anhkagi@jlai.lu 11 points 1 week ago (1 children)

whereas snails just stab the other with a bone made specifically for this, to prevent the other to dissolve the sperm bag it just accepted.

(and of course the one how stabbed first will definitely dissolve the sperm bag)

[–] Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de 3 points 1 week ago

why not just have both be pregnant smh?

[–] unemployedclaquer@sopuli.xyz 8 points 1 week ago (1 children)

“Frotting” is the porn search term

[–] Droggelbecher@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago

I want to see a strap on fight where the person whose strap on falls off first bottoms

(This wouldnt work bc everyone on the internet is a bottom, but let me indulge in the fantasy

[–] clay_pidgin@sh.itjust.works 8 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Does the winner or the loser of the penis fencing get pregnant?

[–] themeatbridge@lemmy.world 11 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Both are trying to stab the other. The one that gets stabbed gets pregnant.

Which is the winner and the loser depends on personal preference.

[–] anton@lemmy.blahaj.zone 20 points 1 week ago

The non-pregnant parent wins, because they get the same genetic payoff but don't have to spend the resources.

[–] SVcross@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago

Oh baby, I wanna lose to you so badly

[–] eldavi@lemmy.ml 5 points 1 week ago

sort of like 2 versatile tops, but no pregnancy. lol

[–] FundMECFSResearch@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 1 week ago (1 children)

@Flatworm7591@lemmy.dbzer0.com your username takes on a whole new meaning 🤣

[–] Flatworm7591@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 1 week ago

Lmao, this is the way... 😂

[–] xia@lemmy.sdf.org 1 points 1 week ago

[citation needed]