"Hello Sir, I have your cat. He's been a very cheeky chappy.
Also, he's not in possession of a ticket, or validated oyster card, so needs to pay a £60 fine before I can release him"
this post was submitted on 16 Feb 2025
58 points (100.0% liked)
And Finally...
1307 readers
136 users here now
A place for odd or quirky world news stories.
Elsewhere in the Fediverse:
- !weirdnews@real.lemmy.fan
- !offbeat@lemmy.ca
- !nottheonion@lemmy.world
- !nottheonion@lemmy.ml
- !nottheonion@zerobytes.monster
- !aiop@lemmy.world
- !jingszo@lemmy.world
- !forteana@feddit.uk
- !strangetimes@lemmy.world
- !goodnews@feddit.uk
- !upliftingnews@lemmy.world
Rules:
- Be excellent to each other
- The Internet will resurface old "And finally..." material. Just mark it [VINTAGE]
founded 2 years ago
MODERATORS
"Yes, sir, your cat did indeed need to tap in and tap out."
Cat wanders into a chain pharmacy...oh look it's Puss in Superdrug.
Pathetic. My cat did 40.7 miles in a random builders van before being discovered.
The cat is either...
-
Trying to go on sabbatical
-
She just doesn't like what Mr. Hardy does at home
-
Going into town to get Mr. Hardy a girlfriend
-
Heading to the capital to file a food bowl complaint
I could use a couple more decimal places on the distance travelled. I mean—how far exactly did the cat go?