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The roads are dangerous (lemmy.world)
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[–] federalreverse@feddit.org 50 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Pack of camels has two meanings (actual camels vs. the cigarette brand). Mind blown.

[–] miss_demeanour@lemmy.dbzer0.com 35 points 6 days ago (2 children)

Wait until you discover vaping and carts !!

[–] smeg@feddit.uk 15 points 6 days ago (4 children)

And what about ghouls?

[–] Syd@lemm.ee 16 points 6 days ago (1 children)

They're terrible monsters that rob graves and feed on human flesh. Beware.

[–] smeg@feddit.uk 8 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Well yeah, but are they after my ciggies now too?

[–] activ8r@sh.itjust.works 3 points 6 days ago

Apparently. Beware.

[–] SpruceBringsteen@lemmy.world 6 points 6 days ago (2 children)

Those are teenagers who boof Zyn

[–] smeg@feddit.uk 8 points 6 days ago

I know some of those words

[–] TriflingToad@sh.itjust.works 2 points 6 days ago

this reads like the "jorking my penitis" copypasta

[–] SatyrSack@feddit.org 3 points 6 days ago (1 children)

We found no goblins, we found no ghouls, because they don't exist!

[–] LifeInMultipleChoice@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 6 days ago

This one here, he's likely the ghoul. Only a ghoul denies the existence of ghouls

[–] federalreverse@feddit.org 3 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

Now I have! Mind blown x2

[–] lath@lemmy.world 7 points 6 days ago

Lost their camels, still have their toes.