Which coupons did his sister use to bail him out? Facebook needs to know these important details!
this post was submitted on 17 Feb 2025
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Did find his plate though.
"Make my illegal license plate as noticeable as possible, please."
I can see how a tired cop would maybe miss the one that say Private, because they're kind of nondescript, but this one is wild.
Complete with typos. Seems legit!
I think that's part of the magik. It doesn't work if everything is spelled correctly.
I see his issue. It says Republic of Texas but has State of Texas seal. Rookie mistake
Dang, he doesn't say. Did she wave her arms and hypnotize the jail clerk like the vampires on What We Do In The Shadows? Who knows.
Don't be silly, this is a serious situation! She probably used this legal instrument:
Careful, that might net you a Masquerade violation.
Probably those with the "In god we trust" printed over.. and it was an error, should've left him there.
I'm actually shocked that they decided to get the carry license.
Of course they've now contracted with the government and all bets are off.
Because deep down they know it's all bullshit and they're unwilling to catch a gun charge, but they don't mind pretending traffic law is beneath them.
That’s how they get ya!
Yes, you can carry without a license in Texas. I'm assuming either they have priors, or it's unregistered, and that's why they charged him with illegal possession.
What? A person like this who very obviously follows the spirit and letter of the law has priors?
Was it in a courtroom with a fringe on the flag? Because that doesn't count since it's maritime law.
you don't have to register firearms in most states, including Texas
Maybe something to do with being armed while committing a crime? Yeah, your gun carrying rights go right out the fucking window if you're criming.
This shit works on them because it's all fake.
But they don't yet understand that the fake stuff backed up with guns is slightly less fake.
Laws are threats made by the dominant socioeconomic ethnic group in a given nation. It's just the promise of violence and cops are basically an occupying army. Your know what I mean?
Dimension20
Brennan Lee Mulligan never fucking misses. I love that in the Bingo episode of Game Changers, one of Brennan’s bingo squares was “anticapitalist rant” and it got stamped almost immediately.
You could said that is a Citations Needed quote and would be right too.
I don't know who was the biggest idiot in this story, the sovshit or his sister who was stupid enough to bail him out.
Well the sister will get a nice coupon in return for her deed. Also this dude is Hispanic in Texas, and messing with the cops right now under those circumstances sure seems stupid.
Instant 5 stars with that passport card ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️
His plate: 
Bold to display "Non-US Citizen" on your vehicle. In this day age. In fucking Texas.
He's Hispanic too, so it's extra mins boggling.
Gues the 9-109 law they cite is for recreational vehicles, golf cars and that they ignore other paragraphs where it specify some vehicle characteristics to be except of licensing.
5 stars and 2 thumbs up
Somehow I believe that the author is withholding information.
Despite Texas being so gun-friendly, it's probably something with "possession of a firearm during commission of a crime" or something.
"My anti-law spells didn't work. I'm being oppressed!"
I bet that if I don't know that jackass I'm no more than one degree of separation from him. I know tons of these folks up in East Texas.