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[–] Dynamo@lemmy.world 10 points 2 years ago (1 children)

BRB, putting mustard on my dick

[–] name_NULL111653@pawb.social 3 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] DrWeevilJammer@lm.rdbt.no 5 points 2 years ago

Spicy Dijohnny, they call him now...

[–] ToxicHyena@sh.itjust.works 5 points 2 years ago (1 children)

damn I wish I could just smear mustard on my ass and thigh in order to get dummy thicc. sigh guess I'll just have to settle for mustard induced, earth shattering orgasms that make my ears leak blood

[–] DrWeevilJammer@lm.rdbt.no 9 points 2 years ago (2 children)

9 out of 10 Ear Doctors recommend switching to baked beans on your ass if you experience ear blood during mustard orgasms

[–] dipbeneaththelasers@kbin.social 3 points 2 years ago

My brain doesn't know how to parse this. BRB with more mustard.

[–] ToxicHyena@sh.itjust.works 1 points 2 years ago

the blood from the ears is a feature, not a bug 😉

[–] ciagovv@lemm.ee 3 points 2 years ago

Thats a nasty allergy