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Guess I'll die (lemmy.world)

submitted 2 years ago by thebestaquaman@lemmy.world to c/programmerhumor@lemmy.ml

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[–] singron@lemmy.world 5 points 2 years ago

I would upgrade openssl until the fire crashes.

[–] DominicusPurple@lemmy.ml 5 points 2 years ago

you break the windows

[–] JebanuusPisusII@szmer.info 4 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I will use wine to douse the fire.

[–] c0mbatbag3l@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago

Hope I have enough water in Bottles to douse the fire.

[–] radau@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 2 years ago

I'll just update my Nvidia drivers so I can't see any more outta sight outta mind

[–] Chais@sh.itjust.works 1 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Noot noot

[–] tr00st@lemmy.tr00st.co.uk 1 points 2 years ago

Once you throw a brick through your window, it becomes an ex-window system, and then we're all good.

[–] hikarulsi@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

find an open Arch