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[–] ouigol@lemmy.world 8 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Idk anything about chess strategy but I don’t see why saying your race is relevant to this

[–] itszednotzee@sopuli.xyz 4 points 2 years ago (1 children)

"What should I do (I'm white)" Literally shut up, nobody asked which race you are, in my eyes it's irrelevant. The fact that race influences chess so much is a symptom of inherent systemic racism in the world.

[–] lugal@lemmy.one 1 points 2 years ago

I totally agree even though I'm white myself

[–] kuna@szmer.info 5 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Show them the violence inherent in the system.

[–] name_NULL111653@pawb.social 2 points 2 years ago

Help! Help! I'm being repressed!

(have we replaced r/unexpectedmontypython yet?)

[–] Crow_of_Minerva@feddit.it 4 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] UprisingVoltage@feddit.it 1 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] jxk@sh.itjust.works 1 points 2 years ago

Literal accent aigu

[–] fsniper@kbin.social 2 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Import white pawns across from the other tables, arm them with shields and force move black pawns out on the north side.

[–] itszednotzee@sopuli.xyz 1 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Now the new ~~slaves~~ pawns are also revolting, what now?

[–] phthalocyanin@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago (1 children)

offer some pawns a position of priveledge in return for enforcing your hegemony by inflicting violence on other pawns.

[–] Anwarias@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago (1 children)

You mean, offer them a promotion?

[–] phthalocyanin@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

promoted to cop/landlord

[–] TempleSquare@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Ignore their reasonable critiques of your recent royal decisions and instead insist that you aren't backing down, even if the pawns are setting the chess board on fire and leaving the game. Start praising other kings to make yourself look good b by association.

[–] itszednotzee@sopuli.xyz 1 points 2 years ago

I accused them of blackmail, called them 'noise' and 'landed gentry' and most of them came back. Thanks for the suggestion!

[–] Hagarashi8@sopuli.xyz 1 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

-Promote bishop to king

-Send him to pawns

-Say that everything is his fault

[–] odium@programming.dev 1 points 2 years ago

Tell them the pawns on row 8 are the cause of all their problems.

[–] kronicmage@lemmy.ca 1 points 2 years ago

Pay some pawns money or other incentives to stay in place and not move forward. Then you can easily take care of the smaller portion of pawns that do get ahead. Plus you also sow discord among the pawns and divide them between sellouts and otherwise

[–] l3mming@lemmy.fmhy.ml 1 points 2 years ago

Hi Spez, my advice is to hold off for a while on that IPO.

[–] zeerooth@lemmy.antemeridiem.xyz 1 points 2 years ago

google horde chess

[–] TheFermentalist@vlemmy.net 1 points 2 years ago
[–] phthalocyanin@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

Google no pasaran

[–] ZILtoid1991@kbin.social 0 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Just hire some "counter-intelligence" chess-pieces to destroy their movement from the inside!

[–] itszednotzee@sopuli.xyz 0 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I hired some guy but he seems to be organising the revolution into a unified communist state and industrialising instead?

[–] name_NULL111653@pawb.social 0 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] lugal@lemmy.one 1 points 2 years ago

Actual tankies