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Jeff Bezos Sends Note To Whole Foods Staff Forbidding Criticism Of Grapes (theonion.com)
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[–] SidewaysHighways@lemmy.world 11 points 1 month ago (1 children)

why didn't they use fuckin oranges? it was right there

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 5 points 1 month ago

Oranges are real fuckin' annoying when they talk. I can only offer up two examples to prove my point, but it's weird that there are two of them.

[–] nikatjef@mastodon.acm.org 8 points 1 month ago

@seahorse
See, I can't tell if this is a joke or real... Given Bezos' recent actions it really could be legit.

[–] LuxSpark@lemmy.cafe 5 points 1 month ago

You might get graped in the mouth.

[–] hallettj@leminal.space 0 points 1 month ago

Is this possibly a reference to the Delano grape strike?