Canada

The threat of tariffs is a cheap alternative to actual tariffs in terms of scaring businesses. So don't believe him, or at least trust our government to hit back hard.

Note that he doesn't have the authority to do what he says. His whole tariff scheme right now is framed as national security, but this escalation shit is not going to be forever covered under that excuse. It's the US Congress that has the authority over tariffs and at some point (maybe after the next midterms) this point will be made in the us system.

That is, unless they completely break their democracy first. Goddamn yanks man.

Trump says a lot of things, because he's a piece of shit gasbag ass-walrus who should go fuck himself

What tariffs? This pathetic sack of shit keeps changing his mind about whether or not he's even imposing any.

Oh, no!

Stfu, you dumb fuck Putin puppet ecoli burger eating daughter fucking elon sucking piece of shit.

Canada will be fine.

You'll die of a heart attack before you ever do anything remotely successful.

So will OUR taffifs on electricity, potash, and of course oil.

The citizens of America will pay crazy amounts for power, gas, and most of the fertilizer you grow crops with!

Oh ya! No migrant labour in the fields either - shit even Canada relies on them to harvest our food.

America, you want to treat your closest friend and ally this way?

Either put your orange dog down, or fuck off!

He'll need the balls to actually follow through first. Musk won't do it for him.

translation: "i'm gonna keep being a dick to our neighbors and they better do what i say!"

As long as Krasnov Trump is in power, Tariff and sanctions on US by other countries will keep rising as time goes by. This automatic rise of tariffs should be put into law.

They may also go down over time. They may do little spirals, or go sideways.

Donald changes his mind on these things literally hour-to-hour. That's really great for American businesses.

Embargo City here we come