The thing here is that I have zero desire to screw people over.
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Wait until I'm about to die, then go back to when the first land-dwelling animals first started coming ashore. I'd bring a bunch of cockroaches with me and then I'd die there. Either the roaches or my decaying corpse will hopefully cause enough change to the timeline that humanity never develops in the first place.
I think that's the most I could screw over the (human) world.
Go back to 2011ish and unleash WanaCry on a world that is not ready for for a global crypto locker.
Jeez. Wow. Just wow. Lol.
I'd kill my parents before I was born.
Easy now. You only have to kill one of them.
Where's the fun in that?
Lowkey, just travelling back may be enough with the amount of diseases we would carry with us
I'd kill Harambe. Wait a second...
I read about a study that said Homo sapiens may have been down to as few as 40 breeding pairs at one point.
I’ve got way more ammo than that in my closet.
By eradicating one species, you're probably going to save the entire planet. I guess in 500 million years the descendants of modern crows could become the new dominant species and they'll end up nuking the planet sooner or later. You win some, you loose some.
Land octopus ftw
Squid. They're much more social than octopodes. I for one welcome our new TEN tentacled overlords. Everyone knows ten tentacles is better than eight.
Give the ancient civilization ruled by the most evil ruler modern weaponry and explain how it works
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Hmm I don't know. Probably go back to Germany 1940 and give them all the information needed to develop nuclear weapons first. You just know that Hitler would've pushed the red button a hundred times over if he had the chance.
The TV serie "The Man in the High Castle" interestingly explores how would be the world if the nazis would have won the war.
I'm heading far into the future - say 1000 years or perhaps 100 if communication would be an issue. I'm going to grab all sorts of portable devices and tools to take back with me, and I will maintain the remainder of my life without sharing my goodies. The world is screwed because they get no fruits of my intense labor, but that is fine since I hate them anyway. For that afternoon of work, I get to live a great life while everyone else must suffer in modernity.
At current pace, I wonder what you could do with a spear and a club from the future
The biggest killer for indigenous people is said to be infections - bacteria and viruses. Collect some in this time - maybe a cold - and go back and presence will be enough.
It depends on how you interpret "screw over the world", but I guess "you hate everyone" implies humans. If you go back to the first humans from Africa, before spreading out, that may have the biggest impact - significant delay or suppression in development and spread, or eradication.
Go back 1000 years before Europe makes contact with the Americas. Infect everyone and let their populations get wiped out, but give time to recover so first contact with Europe doesn't go as poorly. Also give them horses much earlier.
Go back to the stone age and drop modern steel tools and weapons where a tribe could find them. That tribe would likely become dominant and perhaps change everything.
"so there's this dude named God..."
I kill Dr Morell before he meets Hitler.
I could skip my next union meeting, I guess...
Kill all the chickens before humans had the chance to domesticate them
Tell Hitler to focus on Operation Sea Lion and to leave Russia alone
Kill Lincoln earlier during the Civil War.