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Shitty Ask Lemmy

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[–] kamills@sh.itjust.works 9 points 22 hours ago

On the dark side of the moon, nobody ever looks there

[–] fartsparkles@lemmy.world 4 points 19 hours ago

And while we’re at it, why is Greenwich so mean all of the time?

[–] egoisdeath@lemmy.ml 6 points 21 hours ago

where the sun don't shine

[–] Contramuffin@lemmy.world 5 points 22 hours ago

Daylight is stored in the sun balls

[–] southsamurai@sh.itjust.works 3 points 20 hours ago

We don't, it's used to make adrenochrome, duh

[–] BevelGear@beehaw.org 3 points 22 hours ago* (last edited 22 hours ago)

The official daylight savers safely store the hour in a comfy box. I can't imagine the physics that goes into that, but basicly, time just gets tired and needs to rest while a fresh hour takes its place. That is all.

[–] TheGoddessAnoia@lemmy.ca 2 points 22 hours ago (2 children)

And, while you're looking for it, could you also tell me Who put the bomp In the bomp bah bomp bah bomp? Who put the ram In the rama lama ding dong?

[–] dumbass@leminal.space 2 points 17 hours ago (1 children)

Yeah that was me, I also put the bop in the bop shoo bop shoo bop and the dip in the dip da dip da dip.

[–] TheGoddessAnoia@lemmy.ca 2 points 17 hours ago (1 children)

You made my baby fall in love with me!

[–] dumbass@leminal.space 1 points 16 hours ago* (last edited 16 hours ago)

Ohh no that was all you buddy!

[–] fartsparkles@lemmy.world 2 points 19 hours ago

Wanna disco? Wanna see me disco?

[–] Ceruleum@lemmy.wtf 1 points 21 hours ago

It goes straight into Musk's pocket.