this post was submitted on 11 Mar 2025
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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

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[–] Turret3857@infosec.pub 95 points 1 week ago (2 children)

fake: anon is a boy gay: anon likes staring at boys

[–] festnt@sh.itjust.works 10 points 1 week ago (1 children)

line wasnt skipped for me so i thought you were calling anon a 'boy gay'

[–] Turret3857@infosec.pub 3 points 1 week ago (3 children)

LOL sorry I haven't figured out how to format on Voyager yet

[–] CheesyFox@lemmy.sdf.org 7 points 1 week ago

it's alright, we all can just agree anon is boy gay

[–] B312@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

I think if you click enter twice it works out fine

Like this

[–] Turret3857@infosec.pub 4 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] festnt@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 week ago

you can also two spaces
before the line break
like this

and it won't skip a line

like double line break!

[–] LaLuzDelSol@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Reddit did the same thing. A single carriage return is ignored. Idk why...

[–] LH0ezVT@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Markdown, I guess. You know, like you can do this or

this

[–] LaLuzDelSol@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago

Yeah I'll learn how to do that some day...

[–] Tyfud@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago

goat: anon stares at goats

[–] GNUmer@sopuli.xyz 60 points 1 week ago (1 children)

The "fem" in this post's "femanon" stands for femboy.

[–] InternetCitizen2@lemmy.world 12 points 1 week ago

How else could this be interpreted?

[–] JokeDeity@lemm.ee 35 points 1 week ago (1 children)

This post is actually pretty good, I can only imagine the rage it induced.

[–] echodot@feddit.uk 11 points 1 week ago

It was definitely written by a 15-year-old male.

[–] nutsack@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 1 week ago

i love frog <3