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[–] TropicalDingdong@lemmy.world 23 points 4 months ago (1 children)
[–] phoenixz@lemmy.ca 5 points 4 months ago

To each their own, I'll do the dodecahedron

[–] SnotFlickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zone 20 points 4 months ago

Pondering that orb

[–] starman2112@sh.itjust.works 17 points 4 months ago

Fuck the sphere, marry the antiprism, kill the stellated dodecahedron

[–] Moose@moose.best 14 points 4 months ago (2 children)

Fuck sphere, marry antiprism, kill dodecahedron.

[–] ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 7 points 4 months ago (2 children)
[–] Moose@moose.best 11 points 4 months ago

This seems like a flaw in the post and not my answers ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

[–] DesolateMood@lemm.ee 9 points 4 months ago (1 children)

He's going to fuck that sphere

[–] ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 1 points 3 months ago

Someone hasn't heard of consent!

[–] 21Cabbage@lemmynsfw.com 2 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Other than it'd just be kissing the sphere same. That dodecahedron is fucked just in a totally different way.

[–] Moose@moose.best 3 points 4 months ago (1 children)

I may be kinky, but not dodecahedron levels of kinky.

[–] 21Cabbage@lemmynsfw.com 1 points 4 months ago

Hence why it gets taken out back like old yeller.

[–] LuckingFurker@lemmy.blahaj.zone 14 points 4 months ago

The sphere looks like a cuddler so I'll marry that. Probably kiss the dodecahedron because he looks like a bad boy. Sorry antiprism, you just don't have it

[–] j4k3@lemmy.world 11 points 4 months ago
[–] daniskarma@lemmy.dbzer0.com 11 points 4 months ago

Sphere is the smoothest, easier to fuck without a visit to the ER.

Dodecahedron looks dangerous as hell. It could impale me a dozen ways, so I'm marrying it.

Guess I'm out for some antiprism murdering.

[–] GooberEar@lemmy.wtf 9 points 4 months ago

I kissed a sphere and I liked it.

[–] Suck_on_my_Presence@lemmy.world 9 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Kiss sphere Marry dodecahedron Kill anti prism

[–] hansolo@lemm.ee 4 points 4 months ago

The only rational answer.

[–] 21Cabbage@lemmynsfw.com 7 points 4 months ago (1 children)

I don't know where my dick goes in the antiprism but it's going somewhere.

[–] dabaldeagul@feddit.nl 3 points 4 months ago (1 children)
[–] angrystego@lemmy.world 4 points 4 months ago (1 children)

I think they're marrying it.

[–] 21Cabbage@lemmynsfw.com 4 points 4 months ago
[–] SuperSaiyanSwag@lemmy.zip 6 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (1 children)

Kiss? What is this PG shit, “fuck” makes this decision a lot more fun

[–] BakerBagel@midwest.social 5 points 4 months ago

I fuck the sphere. None of the others look like they will be pleasant going up my ass

[–] toxiczombie@lemm.ee 5 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

I love my sphere so much. Thats a marry for sure

I'm killing that square antiprism because the Great Stellated Dodecahedron is pretty rad.

On second thought. Flip those last two. Kissing the Stellated Dodecahedron looks pretty painful to kiss

[–] AllNewTypeFace@leminal.space 4 points 4 months ago

Kiki before bouba

[–] Alenalda@lemmy.world 4 points 4 months ago
[–] Kystael@lemmy.world 2 points 4 months ago

Where is my Ramiel ?

[–] Holyginz@lemmy.world 1 points 3 months ago

Kiss, kill, marry