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submitted 2 days ago by SchwertImStein@lemmy.dbzer0.com to c/programmer_humor@programming.dev

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[–] zqwzzle@lemmy.ca 25 points 2 days ago (1 children)

What’s the bet the software they downloaded is malware and it’s crypto mining?

[–] MajorHavoc@programming.dev 12 points 2 days ago

That's pretty plausible. Inexperienced engineer plus overheating...good chance that adds up to a malware infection.

[–] cupcakezealot@lemmy.blahaj.zone 7 points 1 day ago (1 children)

does elon only hire chip from sales guy vs web dude or something

[–] Fillicia@sh.itjust.works 6 points 1 day ago

No he also hire people who created a script to make fake ballots with a bias.

[–] frezik@midwest.social 13 points 1 day ago (1 children)

The trick is to take the hard drive out of the EVA foam.

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[–] MTK@lemmy.world 13 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Technically they could have had been using a computer without any temperature sensors or fans and each row was actually a 1GB file.

And also they had a hairdryer pointed the the drive.

It's possible!

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