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Basic Woman’s Entire Personality Revolves Around Things She Enjoys (theonion.com)

submitted 2 weeks ago by jbk@discuss.tchncs.de to c/theonion@midwest.social

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[–] MarcomachtKuchen@feddit.org 45 points 2 weeks ago

"She should try being a little original and force herself to pretend she hates what she likes. That’s way more authentic. "

I died

[–] MNByChoice@midwest.social 19 points 2 weeks ago

+gold

The Onion is great.

[–] thoughtfuldragon@lemmy.blahaj.zone 9 points 2 weeks ago

[–] AmidFuror@fedia.io 8 points 2 weeks ago

Disgusting normie. Where's the angst? Talk about privilege, am I right?

[–] HubertManne@piefed.social 5 points 2 weeks ago

I was a bit confused until I saw it was about how everyone finds her strange because of it. It is wierd to think folks pretend to like things. Even wierder are folks that are against things that are not their thing.

[–] fckreddit@lemmy.ml 3 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Great. Can I have her number?

[–] A_A@lemmy.world 2 points 2 weeks ago

Of course ! Here it is : 10.
Why are you asking ?