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New research reveals chimpanzees act as ‘engineers’, choosing materials to make tools based on the structural and mechanical properties which make them ideal for the job. (www.eurekalert.org)

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[–] Venus_Ziegenfalle@feddit.org 25 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Don't do industrial revolution chimps. It's not worth it.

[–] kamenlady@lemmy.world 12 points 2 weeks ago

They will only understand why, if they go through it themselves.

[–] fyzzlefry@retrolemmy.com 9 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

They also act like management, jerking off and throwing shit.

[–] Shou@lemmy.world 1 points 2 weeks ago

So they are engineers!

[–] XTL@sopuli.xyz 3 points 2 weeks ago

Instantly reminded