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Welcome to Lemmy Shitpost. Here you can shitpost to your hearts content.

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[–] Metostopholes@midwest.social 141 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (4 children)

( o_o)

( o_o)>⌐■_■

(⌐■_■)

[–] cm0002@lemmy.world 75 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] BreadOven@lemmy.world 21 points 2 weeks ago
  • who music intensifies *
[–] slackassassin@sh.itjust.works 18 points 2 weeks ago

(☞゚ヮ゚)☞

[–] morrowind@lemmy.ml 15 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)
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[–] BreadOven@lemmy.world 99 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (5 children)

RAWR. OMG I'm so R A N D O M.

Edit: XD

[–] SidewaysHighways@lemmy.world 50 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] BreadOven@lemmy.world 20 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Nice. I was always partial to the lolerskates. What a time.

[–] chemical_cutthroat@lemmy.world 40 points 2 weeks ago (5 children)
[–] PurpleSkull@lemm.ee 24 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

Hello, is this the almost 40 millennial meetup?

Uh...THIS IS THE ULTIMATE SHOWDOWN, OF ULTIMATE DESTINYYYY

[–] papertowels@mander.xyz 11 points 2 weeks ago

GOOD GUYS, BAD GUYS, AND EXPLOSIOOONS, AS FAR AS THE EYE CAN SEE

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[–] henfredemars@infosec.pub 16 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
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[–] spicytuna62@lemmy.world 10 points 2 weeks ago
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[–] UnhingedFridge@lemmy.world 54 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (2 children)

I miss being happy enough to type ^~^

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[–] Coldgoron@lemm.ee 53 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

(╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻ …. They have a lot of these in voyager lol.

[–] potoo22@lemmy.world 39 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

(⁠ヘ⁠・⁠_⁠・⁠)⁠ヘ⁠┳⁠━⁠┳

[–] lime@feddit.nu 32 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

(ノಠ益ಠ)ノ彡┻━┻

[–] SuluBeddu@feddit.it 23 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] edwardbear@lemmy.world 18 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] Anarki_@lemmy.blahaj.zone 26 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (5 children)

Here you go, friend:

(づ ̄ ³ ̄)づ \

(You have to do two backslashes to not lose the arm :3)

[–] Klear@lemmy.world 9 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

Three, actually. The backslash disappears because it's used up to cancel the undescores (italics in markdown). By doubling it, you no longer escape the italics so the backslash is visible, but the arms and face end up looking like this: ¯\(ツ)/¯.

[–] Opisek@lemmy.world 9 points 2 weeks ago

Three to not lose the _!

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[–] ImplyingImplications@lemmy.ca 36 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
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[–] xye@lemm.ee 36 points 2 weeks ago (4 children)

You either skibidi or you skibidont.

[–] sirico@feddit.uk 15 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

But no-one ever takes the time to skibiwhy

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[–] WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world 9 points 2 weeks ago

There is no skibitry.

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[–] monarch@piefed.social 26 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

Maybe I am too young to have this opinion but I refuse to use emojis and only use emoticons, they feel more personal to me.

[–] BlemboTheThird@lemmy.ca 14 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

I'm probably just old but it's always faster to type :) than it is to find the 🙂, same goes for every emoji really.

Also they convey slightly different emotions

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[–] blackbelt352@lemmy.world 22 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] agamemnonymous@sh.itjust.works 9 points 2 weeks ago

Narwhal moustache bacon! lol so random

[–] A_Very_Big_Fan@lemmy.world 17 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
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[–] nichtburningturtle@feddit.org 17 points 2 weeks ago
[–] Grimtuck@lemmy.world 16 points 2 weeks ago

CrI3Z iN 1337 5p34K

[–] StarvingMartist@sh.itjust.works 14 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

I was thinking about this earlier, it might just be me but I always thought the new generation of slang was just kind of lame. Of course I'm biased but like it just seems like there's not that much variety. It's just like the 14 or so different phrases they keep saying. Branch out my dudes

[–] morrowind@lemmy.ml 12 points 2 weeks ago

Because it's fake and part of a meme. Most kids don't use brainrot terms unironically.

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[–] Glitterkoe@lemmy.world 13 points 2 weeks ago (4 children)

Oof, so much nostalgia!

Lost the game!

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[–] match@pawb.social 13 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)
[–] seemefeelme@infosec.pub 12 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Gen Z Instagram memes:

Bruh frfr 😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 deadass shii💀💀🙅🙈 it really do 🅱️ like dat tho 😳😳🤭 why it kinda be low key kinda fire tho??? 🔥👊🏻💯

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[–] samus12345@lemm.ee 12 points 2 weeks ago
[–] lugal@sopuli.xyz 11 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] NotSteve_@lemmy.ca 11 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
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[–] Bamboodpanda@lemmy.world 10 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I honestly have no idea what any of this means...

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[–] HipsterTenZero@dormi.zone 9 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

skibidi skibidanger, i am the rearranger

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[–] arotrios@lemmy.world 8 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

As I suspected, language has evolved to the point where Ohio is considered a synonym for toilet.

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[–] RememberTheApollo_@lemmy.world 8 points 2 weeks ago

Ascii or go home.

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