Dad Jokes

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This is a community for sharing those cheesy “dad” jokes that invoke an eye roll or chuckle.

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Clean jokes only please. If you cannot tell this joke to a 5-year-old, you probably shouldn’t post it here. Please post edgier jokes to !unclejokes@lemmy.world
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submitted 3 months ago by 18107@aussie.zone to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world

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[–] AliasVortex@lemmy.world 7 points 3 months ago

Well they certainly went to a land down under.

[–] bungle_in_the_jungle@lemmy.world 5 points 3 months ago

ɐɥ ɐɥ

[–] Sanguine_Sasquatch@lemmy.world 3 points 3 months ago

He was a little Vegemite as bright as bight could be

[–] Diddlydee@feddit.uk 2 points 3 months ago (1 children)

If that's a bin, just move it straight in there. Awful stuff.

[–] vext01@lemmy.sdf.org 3 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Vegemite sure is awful. A pale imitation of marmite.

[–] aeternum@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 points 3 months ago (1 children)

BLASPHEMY. Vegemite is far superior to that trash

[–] vext01@lemmy.sdf.org 3 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Get out

[–] TokenEffort@sh.itjust.works 1 points 3 months ago

[–] Zdvarko@lemmy.world 2 points 3 months ago

Needed mar mite....