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Thanks for making me imagine bees and other insects on uncut grass

I prefer uncut. Sometimes, when it's cut, you can tell that it's been done poorly and it looks really weird. Sometimes it's so bad, I need to get a knife and fix it before the main event! Other times, it's too large and I need to cut it down to the right size before I shove it in my mouth.

I hate when they fuck up my pizza slices :(

You knew what you were doing

I can't stand my facial hair so I definitely cut it. Penises I prefer uncut tho

I usually like directors cut best myself.

I'd say I usually prefer cut. Otherwise its length becomes completely unmanageable. I don't have all night to watch only a single film, y'know?

if you uproot all your grass and replace it with clover so you don't have to cut every 3 weeks or so, does that still count as "cut?"

I find my uncut wood a little too big to fit in the fireplace, so I think I will say cut.

I prefer my bread pre-cut. my hair cut low, and my trees un-cut.

I'm bald anyway so it doesn't really matter, cut or uncut, it's all the same.

Uncut. Infantile mutilation should be illegal.

Uncut. Those pre-sliced sheets are handy, but they're either too big or too small for the present you're wrapping, and you end up wasting more.

I like my monarchs cut.

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Cut, personally. Usually the guitar string ends get in the way when you don't cut them, so definitely cut to me.

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uncut. i wanna get my tongue in that foreskin

Pretty sure straight up grass is not all that great for most critters regardless. I know some folks mention that all clover is actually decent since it doesn’t grow all that high and is still good for insect life.

Fuck lawns, I'll rather use the space I have to grow something like veggies or flowers, and leave some spots for nature. Also... maybe think a little more about wording the next time you post something like this. :P

Uncut. Fuck lawns. Back in 2020 or so I jokingly asked my housemate if he wanted a yard or an orchard when he was bringing in more fruit bushes, and we realized it was a serious question and the answer was resoundingly "orchard".

And for the bait, still uncut. I've got the cock nature intended for me and I like it that way. Every once in a while I'll get smacked or scraped in a way that makes the circumcised guys wince, but it doesn't hurt me at all. Imagine wanting your most sensitive spot exposed to suffer for every scrape, lol

Cut or uncut, it's still grass and all grass is beautiful. Did you know that grass belongs to the family Poaceae, and it only appeared during the Cretaceous period? If you ever see a depiction of the Jurassic period and there's grass, it's inaccurate!

I don't like lawns in general. Grow something useful; food for you or rewild for pollinators and biodiversity.

Uncut, for sure. I like a good thick slice of saucisson and when it comes precut its always too thin.

.... I thought you were talking about circumcision.

I prefer cut, I like how the gemstone sparkles and shimmers in the light, even if it is less massive afterwards.

My dude, with a tital and description like that, you should've seen the innuendo coming from all the way in Proxima Centauri.

Its hard to smoke uncut so I prefer cut.

I'm currently in an apartment so I don't have one, but when I did I let it all hang out. Let the bush breathe!

I’ll take what I can get.

oh you meant lawns…cut of course I’m not a savage

I like it uncut. I think it's better for the birds, plants and insects, and it feels better under my feet.

Well, my mind is in the gutter I guess. Yards, I like a balance. Wild in defined spaces; food garden without weeds; open yard is literally mowed weeds, not too short. Flower garden has some weeds. We get lots of bees and butterflies with this scheme.

(On the question I thought you were asking, slight preference for uncut)