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[–] DaddleDew@lemmy.world 133 points 2 days ago (6 children)

Or that they're holding the bow drawn for a long period of time, waiting for the order to "fire".

Long bows averaged a 200lb draw weight. Try holding that for 5 minutes.

[–] TropicalDingdong@lemmy.world 146 points 2 days ago (4 children)
[–] bjorney@lemmy.ca 149 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Literally - you can pick out English longbowman bodies from the shape of their skeletons

[–] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 40 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Now I'm imagining a swole skeleton with buff bones

[–] manucode@infosec.pub 54 points 2 days ago (2 children)

It's mostly their twisted spine, as far as I'm aware.

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[–] MBech 68 points 2 days ago (5 children)

I never blamed the archer on the walls of Helms Deep. Waiting for the enemy to get all the way up to your walls was dumb enough, but waiting while having drawn your bow for what must've felt like ages for a human archer, is fucking rediculous. Terrible leadership.

You don't want your archers to be excausted before the battle even starts, just so you can look really unbothered on top of your wall.

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[–] AmazingAwesomator@lemmy.world 79 points 2 days ago (13 children)

i usually complain to the wife when horrible tactics are used in medieval battles.

like... why is everyone always doing a full frontal assault, have the wrong weapons, not use fire appropriately, never flank, use cavalry inappropriately.....

miltary tactics in movies is usually abhorrent.

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[–] TASchwitters@lemmings.world 22 points 1 day ago

“Let fly!”

[–] thespcicifcocean@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Leithio i philinn!

[–] NostraDavid@programming.dev 31 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

One of a few movies that could've used a "Fire!" was the intro of Robin Hood: Men in Tights (fire arrows, get it?), AND THEY DON'T EVEN DO IT!

[–] Skullgrid@lemmy.world 45 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (5 children)

for the haters :

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Volley_fire#Bows

The co-ordination and timing could probably be resolved with musical instruments, which were used to relay orders, messages etc.

EDIT : Also, what did OP expect, for all the characters to speak Old English?

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[–] TheGiantKorean@lemmy.world 35 points 2 days ago (1 children)
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[–] DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social 27 points 2 days ago (7 children)

Archers also didn't usually shoot upwards to arc their shots. It loses power, reduces accuracy, and makes it more likely for them to hit armor, not less.

[–] kerrigan778@lemmy.world 23 points 2 days ago (2 children)

If they're using indirect fire they certainly would. Such as shooting over friendly formations.

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