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cross-posted from: https://fedia.io/m/news@lemmy.world/t/2006492

Fox News appears to have removed their DOW ticker in a pattern for the company, choosing to block out the steep drop in DOW points after Trump's tariff announcement

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[–] FarraigePlaisteach@lemmy.world 22 points 1 day ago (1 children)

A British owned tabloid posing as an Irish paper reporting on American news. There aren't many worse sources.

[–] SpiceDealer@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 1 day ago

A shame on the memory and legacy of Michael Collins and James Connolly.

[–] MrMakabar@slrpnk.net 85 points 2 days ago (13 children)

Sorry not related, but why do all conservative American news women have this over done make up and fake looking hair? It really moves them into creepy territory. Like sort of evil clown creepy.

[–] stoly@lemmy.world 30 points 1 day ago (1 children)

This is actually a very big thing in conservative areas. It's like they all want to be that princess that they were told they were at 3 years old.

[–] PersnickityPenguin@lemm.ee 7 points 1 day ago

They are trained at an early age to dress up at beauty pageants. Where guys like trump "grab em by the pussy"

Also, this

[–] floofloof@lemmy.ca 57 points 2 days ago (5 children)

Many conservative American women strive to look like this, not just the news anchors. Among the women in orbit around Trump there are several with this same look. It's all very artificial, with lots of makeup and plastic surgery, but apparently it's an ideal in Republican circles.

[–] Ledericas@lemm.ee 13 points 1 day ago (2 children)

trump chooses people like pam bondi, because it looks his daughter.

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[–] barneypiccolo@lemm.ee 23 points 1 day ago (1 children)

The other day we were watching a clip of that Goldigging Whore Press Secretary walking up to deliver an outdoor press conference, and she had two blonde clones trailing behind her. We all commented on how weird it was.

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[–] phx@lemmy.ca 6 points 1 day ago

Barbie-wannaby, including the plastic

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[–] PersnickityPenguin@lemm.ee 7 points 1 day ago
[–] barneypiccolo@lemm.ee 17 points 1 day ago

The explanation is simple - they're literally Nazis, and they like the Aryan archetype.

[–] chatokun@lemmy.dbzer0.com 16 points 1 day ago

Some have suggested it's because of puritanical upbringing. Girls learn how to do their makeup and the like by experimenting etc, but many puritanical families may act like a teen doing so is "dressing like a whore" or something. So they grow up it having the experience,and don't know what to do so just imitate what they think they should look like instead of finding the look that looks good on them.

[–] skuzz@discuss.tchncs.de 13 points 1 day ago

It is what their owner men want.

[–] pineapplelover@lemm.ee 5 points 1 day ago

I think television in general put way too much makeup on women but maybe that's just what I think.

[–] lmmarsano@lemmynsfw.com 12 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

TV executives like Roger Ailes setting a standard conservative news anchorwoman aesthetic to draw in their target audience who goes for that classic American blonde. No ethnic minorities need apply. Pant suits discouraged: gotta put those gams behind transparent counters to work for the leg cam.

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[–] Allonzee@lemmy.world 35 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Let's use this to our advantage.

🇺🇸WALL STREET IS ANTI MAGA! BAN CAPITAL MARKETS! THE DOW JONES IS A WOKE LEFTIST PLOT TO TURN YOUR KIDS GAY OR SOMETHING! FAILING TO BEAT UP AND DEPORT EVERY CAPITAL TRADER AND LARGE INVESTOR ON WALL STREET IS TRUMP DERANGMENT SYNDROME!🇺🇸

[–] sporkler@lemmy.world 11 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)
[–] cronenthal@discuss.tchncs.de 355 points 2 days ago (4 children)

Somehow this is the most dystopian thing I've witnessed recently. Just straight up disappearing reality once it doesn't fit the regime's narrative. Chilling.

[–] PattyMcB@lemmy.world 148 points 2 days ago (9 children)

War is peace. Truth is lies.

[–] Augustiner@lemmy.world 84 points 2 days ago (5 children)

I feel like the original quote applies here pretty well, no real need to change it…

War is peace

Freedom is slavery

Ignorance is strength

[–] CitizenKong@lemmy.world 48 points 2 days ago (3 children)

Should be updated to include "empathy is sin".

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[–] TwoBeeSan@lemmy.world 54 points 2 days ago

Gave a book club with elderly. Chose 1984 for January.

A woman literally said after we had discussed this that the salute wasn't the salute.

The Jewish woman next to hers fingernails were about to grip through her own wrist.

Shocking to see the dissonance in real time like this and then.

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[–] kkj@lemmy.dbzer0.com 27 points 2 days ago (2 children)

The US is what Americans think China is.

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[–] FlashMobOfOne@lemmy.world 77 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)

Reminds me of how his administration stopped reporting on COVID testing. Obviously if you suck at something, you should just not tell anyone, even if it affects the entire American constituency in a massively dangerous way.

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[–] ikidd@lemmy.world 13 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Another bloodbath day on the DJI:

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[–] whotookkarl@lemmy.world 45 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

Fox 'news'*: anything I disagree with is terrorism, trump isn't a bigoted idiot tanking the economy, there's no class war, we're just entertainment not news 🤡

[–] SocialMediaRefugee@lemmy.world 43 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (2 children)

As an old fart I've never lived under an administration that I considered a real threat. Even Reagan, who was raged against by the left and beloved by the right, at least had some restraint and considered his actions. Each president did something that I didn't like but I never felt like psychopaths had taken over and were just letting their whims and manias run rampant. Their personalities also felt reasonable and at the very least respectful of others. I also never felt that a large chunk of my fellow citizens were a threat to democracy. The evangelicals were always that way but felt like a fringe group before.

[–] thermal_shock@lemmy.world 16 points 2 days ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

Reagan's just took time to poison the system. Everything we're seeing now is from that time period, built up.

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[–] j4k3@lemmy.world 8 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

Ahh the age of golden shower America. Isn't it gargle

[–] Sprawl@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago

Trump is reliving the glorious P tape days.

[–] Bytemeister@lemmy.world 49 points 2 days ago (4 children)

Citing fox "news" as trusted media source ought to disqualify you from voting. Prove me wrong.

[–] bitwolf@sh.itjust.works 24 points 2 days ago (3 children)

I saw it but I cannot find it. But I recall Fox News admitting they're not news when pressured for disseminating fake news.

[–] Bytemeister@lemmy.world 42 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (6 children)

Multiple times, in multiple court cases. Tucker Carlson argued that no regular viewer would consider his content news or factual.

The fact that they get away with this is infuriating. They should have to put a Surgeon General warning label on the screen like tobacco product have on the package.

"WARNING: This content is for entertainment purposes only. We acknowledge that most of the content presented is not factual, and most of the opinions are not based on reality. This platform was created explicitly as a right-wing propaganda outlet to spin damaging news stories and prevent another Republican from being impeached after Watergate. Viewing the content and opinions presented will leave you less informed than not viewing any content at all"

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[–] AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world 17 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (4 children)

They used it as a defence in court. Multiple times. Something to the effect of "no reasonable person would believe they were being truthful/ serious."

Edit: apparently this defence was only used for shows like O'Reilly and Tucker Carlson, not the whole channel. Personally I don't think the average FN viewer would be able to discern the distinction, but who knows.

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[–] null@slrpnk.net 19 points 2 days ago (9 children)

I feel like it's a very Fox News-y suggestion to ban select groups of people from voting.

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[–] henfredemars@infosec.pub 150 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Ostrich mode, activate!

Trust in the Trump! His Orange Grace, for He is playing 47-D chess!

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[–] Frjttr@lemm.ee 88 points 2 days ago (2 children)

That wouldn’t stop the market crashing.

[–] Lemminary@lemmy.world 79 points 2 days ago (3 children)

Well, if you don't look at the problem, it goes away. It's not rocket surgery!

[–] CosmicTurtle0@lemmy.dbzer0.com 33 points 2 days ago

"If we don't record COVID numbers, there will be nothing to report!"

"If we don't track the number of people dying by gun violence, there will be nothing to report."

"If we don't count the number of people dying in our overheated prisons, there will be nothing to report."

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[–] ByteJunk@lemmy.world 23 points 2 days ago (1 children)

If a stock falls in the market when there's no ticker watching, does it go red?

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[–] Guns0rWeD13@lemmy.world 23 points 2 days ago (3 children)

it seems to me like the people should have no problem coordinating an attack on fox news that would take them off the air. i feel like that's an easy one to do that doesn't require a leader, just anonymously post maps detailing the infrastructure of their studios, where security guards are posted, any known passkeys, etc.

[–] ebolapie@lemmy.world 22 points 2 days ago (2 children)

If this hypothetical were to come to pass I personally wouldn't call it an attack, so much as a day of love where nothing was done wrong.

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[–] DarkFuture@lemmy.world 12 points 1 day ago

America's North Korean propaganda network at it again.

[–] LeFrog@discuss.tchncs.de 52 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (14 children)

This page is really ad-ridden. I screenshot it:

(Imgur)

[–] teft@lemmy.world 44 points 2 days ago (3 children)

Here is just the text for anyone who cares for their eyeballs

It appears as though FOX News removed their DOW ticker as it dropped 1,228 points today, following President Donald Trump's tariff announcements.

A screenshot on X showcased the moment. In a clip, Kayleigh McEnany, Trump's former press secretary, was on Fox speaking today as the DOW sank, and the screen was missing its usual DOW ticker.

It's not the first time the conservative news giant has done so, as others have recorded them getting rid of their DOW ticker pretty much anytime there was a significant loss. There's a clip of Trump on in August 2024, and as the DOW fell, the FOX ticker was removed.

It comes after Trump had to be 'guided back' on stage following his tariff-touting speech after ‘forgetting’ to sign his executive order, sparking health fears after yet another strange moment.

Buzzfeed reported the same back in March, when stocks first fell after Trump announced his original tariff plans.

Users on X responded with their usual: jokes about Fox news. "Fox News logic is if the ticker’s gone, the crash didn’t happen," writes one user. Another laughed, "Good thing I developed object permanence when I was a baby."

"Naturally, they would prefer that their audience remain oblivious to the impact Donald Trump's tariffs are having on them," said another.

wall street floor The stock market opened up with all three major stock indexes going under (Image: Getty Images)

Yesterday, President Trump announced far-reaching new tariffs on nearly all U.S. trading partners. The Trump tariff hikes included another 34% tax on imports from China, which was already looking at a 20% tariff hike, bringing the total tariffs on Chinese products to 54%, as per NBC.

Trump also added a 20% tax on products from the European Union, a 10% baseline tax on imports from all countries, 46% on Vietnam, and 32% on Taiwan. All in all, 180 countries were on the tariff list.

The new price hikes could be a painful transition for many Americans as middle-class essentials such as housing, autos, and clothing are expected to become more costly, while disrupting the alliances built to ensure peace and economic stability. The lack of faith has now transferred to the stock market, which has been in a tailspin since the announcement.

US President Donald Trump signs an executive order after delivering remarks Trump signed the tariff executive order, adding taxes to nearly imports from around the world (Image: AFP via Getty Images)

The S&P 500 was down 3.7% in afternoon trading, more than other major stock markets, and at its bottom in the morning was on track for its worst day since COVID struck in 2020. The Dow Jones Industrial Average was down 1,228 points, or 2.9%, as of 1:08 p.m. Eastern time, and the Nasdaq composite was 4.8% lower.

Everything from crude oil to Big Tech stocks to the value of the U.S. dollar against other currencies fell. Even gold, which has hit records recently as investors sought something safer to own, pulled lower.

Some of the worst hits walloped smaller U.S. companies, and the Russell 2000 index of smaller stocks dropped 5.5% to pull it more than 20% below its record.

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[–] Bloomcole@lemm.ee 22 points 2 days ago

We Europeans are sooo sory for taking advantage of you.
Can you now fuck off and leave?

[–] Treczoks@lemmy.world 37 points 2 days ago (5 children)

I bet once the markets come back up after he lifts those tariffs again, the ticker will be back.

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