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Shhh... it's not 9/11.
Carlos can melt steel beams.
And my heart.
God, the way my laugh echoed in this house.
I need Carlos to hold a banana for scale .... who knows ... Carlos could be a dwarf ... or a ten foot giant.
Or a miniture giant space-Carlos !
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Is that a standard Carlos, or an imperial Carlos?
Given that South America has a greater native genetic pool but still mixed genealogy, International Standard would be adept.
Turtle pope is real
Behold, dog!
Carlos looks like a cool guy. We should use Carlos in more measurements.
Okay but is Carlos standing on a platform with a wall behind him, or is Carlos planking on a platform with the floor behind him?
He's just lying on a box sticking his legs out.
I came to ask if we were witnessing the plank master at work. Glad I wasn't the only one.
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Idk... is Carlos an SI-compatible unit? Because if not, this could be any size. Maybe he is a dwarf, maybe a giant. It could be anything! /j
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I really hope Carlos is getting paid to work there. Bet he has abs of steel, though! Dudes rockin' washboard abs but is far too modest to show them off.
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How many football fields is Carlos?
I'm gonna need a Carlos to Cubit to Banana diagram.
With a slinky for scale.
Carlos is smaller than a turtle! LOL
He smol.
I'm disappointed that nobody here has asked the right question yet:
How many Smoots is a Carlos?
1 smoot, +- an Ɛar
Having accidentally stood between a galloping leatherback and the ocean, I can confirm that some turtles are still as big as cars, or at least they look a lot like it when approaching you at 40mph.
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How big is Carlos though? My man could be 6cm.
Five Carlos
Teenage Mutant Dumptruck Turtle?
Thank you, Carlos.
Looks like he's laying next to a giant Tollhouse cookie.
Which one is which?
Carlos
Need a longer Carlos. This Carlos is too short for accurate measurement.
How large per Carlos squared?
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