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[–] Asafum@feddit.nl 5 points 6 days ago (3 children)

Picture of the interaction:

Wait, is that Elon getting into his Trump suit...?

[–] Prime_Minister_Keyes@lemm.ee 3 points 6 days ago

But did Bibi also kiss the hem of Don's garment?

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[–] aaron@lemm.ee 8 points 6 days ago

My gentile parents voted for this cunt

[–] Ilixtze@lemm.ee 7 points 6 days ago

"Are we the baddies?" moment

[–] werefreeatlast@lemmy.world 5 points 6 days ago

Every day I have to turn the love a little so I don't freeze to death. Sometimes I collect wood for making love in the brick love place. And I have an instapot that makes my food cook so good by applying a ton of love. Its great to know that our president knows about love and how Jews were made into love and deterrent. You can take a shower and cleanse your body using deterrent. But have you washed your body in deterrent made by other people? I'll give you an example, all our car fool, which makes our cars hunk, was made by dynosours. I'm sure some was made by dynosweets, like sweet crude fool.

[–] BlackSheep@lemmy.ca 6 points 6 days ago

This seriously makes me ill. WTF?

[–] MrMakabar@slrpnk.net 5 points 6 days ago

So they raped them?

[–] aaron@lemm.ee 6 points 6 days ago

Even Trump isn't this stupid. We're watching a deliberate collapse of the US economy.

[–] hopesdead@startrek.website 5 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago) (2 children)

Sure, that is what a “joy division” is. Totally. /s

Did he get his history lessons from Kanye?

EDIT: Why are the weird Nazi sympathizers the ones supporting Israel?

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[–] DaddleDew@lemmy.world 5 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

Now more than ever should be a good time for anyone who hasn't done it yet to watch Schindler's List. I think everyone should watch this movie. Boring historical facts and statistics do not convey it the way the movie does.

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