The dude is only 8 inches tall?
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That's not their height 😉
It's 8 seconds?
I immediately thought of
Biblically accurate angelsss
I thought maurice was a giant funny rock 🗿
Omg hai
hai
Can I be your Maurice 🥺
How I be with "Maurice" In my bio
Not enough tentacles, but otherwise perfect.
The Joker Lyrics [Verse 1] Some people call me the space cowboy, yeah Some call me the gangster of love Some people call me Maurice 'Cause I speak of the pompatus of love
[Verse 2] People talk about me, baby Say I'm doing you wrong, doing you wrong Well, don't you worry, baby, don't worry 'Cause I'm right here, right here, right here, right here at home
[Chorus] 'Cause I'm a picker, I'm a grinner I'm a lover and I'm a sinner I play my music in the sun I'm a joker, I'm a smoker I'm a midnight toker I sure don't want to hurt no one I'm a picker, I'm a grinner I'm a lover and I'm a sinner I play my music in the sun I'm a joker, I'm a smoker I'm a midnight toker I get my lovin' on the run Woo-ooh, woo-ooh
[Verse 3] You're the cutest thing that I ever did see I really love your peaches, wanna shake your tree Lovey-dovey, lovey-dovey, lovey-dovey all the time Oee, baby, I'll sure show you a good time
[Chorus] 'Cause I'm a picker, I'm a grinner I'm a lover and I'm a sinner I play my music in the sun I'm a joker, I'm a smoker I'm a midnight toker I get my lovin' on the run I'm a picker, I'm a grinner I'm a lover and I'm a sinner I play my music in the sun I'm a joker, I'm a smoker I'm a midnight toker I sure don't want to hurt no one
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Maurice.
Okay both of them can stay, but I don't fuck with no spiders Maurice has gotta go.
many dont know this, but maurice is the official biology term for a babies in species where sexual dimorphism only evolvs in adulthood
another fun fact: biologically speaking, the bigger creatures in sexually dimorphic species are usually referred to as females, because they usually produce bigger egg cells due to, yknow, being bigger!
subscibe to my rss feed for more made up fact i spread on the internet <3
I have no idea if you're lying to me -_-
They're not. All the facts are indeed made up
You made that up.
Some people call me the space cowboy, yeah
Some call me the gangster of love
Some people call me Maurice
Cause I speak of the pompitous of love
I identify with Maurice :3
I wish there was a game like that
Hollow Knight gets you a good 2/3.