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Trump Announces Child Support Delinquency Payment Relief for Any Man Enlisting as ICE Agent
(thehardtimes.net)
Almost ate this one.
this post was submitted on 11 Apr 2025
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Legit had half the onion wedged between my jaws before I remembered to check the community.
Don't give the4 fuckwit any ideas.
My ex owes me literal tens of thousands of dollars in child support. He's white, I'm not. (I am not Latina, but I am often mistaken for one.) I know it's satire, but Jesus Christ this was a terrifying thought.
Jeeeeeesus. This one got me. It's honestly pretty close to giving him ideas.
Yep, I immediately was like 'that definitely sounds like something they'd do'.
I agree with everyone here, we have entered the phase again, where Trump's actions outwit satire by a long shot.
Even though it's the onion I have a feeling this is true on some level. Probably not so onion-ie
STOP GIVING HIM IDEAS, ONION!!
Ah, the beginning of his Stasi or Gestapo.
Really.
This is it.
A personally created police force of loyalists.
Edit: dammit. Got me. It’s too goddamn real, though.
hate the fact i believed this for a second then saw it was the onion. it isn't that i hated the second of gullibility, i hate that this is realistic enough to warrant immediate belief.