Trump's in shape, round is a shape.
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I love on they demanded Obama's birth certificate, but he refused to show his financial documents (even though every president has done so) and is keeping a fuckload of very important information that the people needs to know secret.
it's like he doesn't know what the words "good" or "shape" mean.
The only good shape he can be in is when somebody carves him out with slowly with a butter knife
Honestly, of all the things he's doing, not releasing the results of his physical are the least worrisome. Anyone with eyes and a brain can see he's not healthy.
If you look at the places he isn't orange, he's possibly deathly pale too.
Nobody chooses to go orange unless they have something to hide. And he used to be a normal color
Heart problems and such cause people to look grey
The Pinocchio story is outdated. We need a new adaptation for the modern age where the main character becomes slightly more orange and insufferable every time they lie.
We have one, it's called Donald Trump. Every time he lies, his penis shrinks.
At least it's better than his last term, where his personal doctor said he was the healthiest person ever (using language that clearly came from Trump himself) and the medical records were confiscated by his bodyguard.
Kind of like how he sued his old college to prevent them from sharing his grades - those are definitely the actions of someone who has nothing to hide.
The shape in question
People have made many jokes about his posture, but holy fuck... why does his body lean like that?
Because of his lifts
I don't understand. Can you explain?
He's such a compulsive criminal that he even defies the laws of physics.
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Round is a shape
With all due happy respect, fuck you, I came to say exactly that!
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Like what else would they say? Nope he has cancer and Alzheimer's. Won't last the term. Even if it were true, their not going to say it.
They're probably cooking the book, and would release something that may make medical professionals think Trump is either a zombie or a sheep based on what they doctor.
I want to hear this from the coroner, not his physician.
Hopefully Trump ends his time with months of nonstop flatulence and explosive diarrhea
that's been an ongoing thing so the end will probably be a continuation of the same
"For an 80 year old fat fuck that's never exerted himself beyond a brisk walk, he's good."
Well he's alive enough to continue actively fucking up our country, so that right there deserves a national day of mourning.
They are probably audited, like his taxes.
I’m rooting for cholesterol
There's a dead badger up the road that's in better shape than this idiotic ArseNugget.
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Covfefe for everybody!
I didn't realize that "amorphous blob" was even a shape.
He's the healthiest man in the world, just like when this came up six years ago or whenever that was.
The shape of a gummy bear
it usually means, he has high cholesterol, high triglycerides, blood pressure, high blood sugar or close to it.
I doubt any published info will reflect reality.
Supposedly it's not manly to be able to lift your short fingers above the height of where your heart is supposed to be. Also, it's emasculating to be seen with your wife these days, apparently.
She's busy complying as little as possible with their prenup conditions
Still waiting for the medical records he promised before the election...
results of his physical aren't immediately released
they have to be shredded and replaced with fiction.
That's an awfully big umbrella you got there. What are you, scared of a little water? You might melt?
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