this post was submitted on 13 Apr 2025
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[–] demunted@lemmy.ml 11 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

There may be a chance to get your old job back.

[–] Alph4d0g@discuss.tchncs.de 10 points 6 days ago

The support you're receiving here may be a bit flaccid

[–] Bezier@suppo.fi 10 points 6 days ago

Cut silent hill enemy

[–] Skymt@feddit.nu 8 points 6 days ago (1 children)
[–] Rooty@lemmy.world 4 points 6 days ago

"Art should disturb the comfortable and comfort the disturbed"

[–] abigscaryhobo@lemmy.world 5 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

"Yeah so we got back to his place, and it looked like a thumb"

"omg it was that small??"

"No you don't understand, it looked like a thumb"

[–] Shardikprime@lemmy.world 4 points 6 days ago

Ah yes, the creeping liver

I hope you have nickelodeon licensing for this hahah

[–] devilish666@lemmy.world 3 points 6 days ago
[–] dumbass@leminal.space 4 points 6 days ago

I was their model for this.

[–] wabafee@lemmy.world 4 points 6 days ago

Unsettling, looks good though.

[–] Jerb322@lemmy.world 3 points 6 days ago

I know this one! "Look who's Talking". When Bruce Willis was still in the belly, he looked down and said "Oh, look. Another thumb! How'm I gonna get that in my mouth? ". Ha!

But,no. This is disturbing. I like it. Not put it on my coffee table like it, but it's well done.

[–] WhatSay@slrpnk.net 2 points 6 days ago

everything reminds me of her

[–] werefreeatlast@lemmy.world 42 points 1 week ago (7 children)

I'd this an fingecle? A fock? A Fenis? Or maybe a fick? I know it starts with an F. But maybe its a peninger? A cocinger or a dicinger?

[–] Dojan@pawb.social 4 points 6 days ago

Bhallanges.

[–] GargledBalls@lemmy.world 2 points 6 days ago

Thung like a Thorth

[–] Kertyna@feddit.nl 33 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Thank you for your contribution to lexicology.

[–] ObtuseDoorFrame@lemm.ee 6 points 1 week ago (1 children)

It also made quite a contribution towards me meeting my daily giggle quota.

[–] werefreeatlast@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Noted. Stop touching your finger!

[–] SuperEars@lemmy.world 6 points 1 week ago

Stop twiddling your thumb

[–] Mickey7@lemmy.world 12 points 1 week ago

I haven't named it yet which I need to do before the gallery will put it on exhibit

[–] Dicska@lemmy.world 10 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] usualsuspect191@lemmy.ca 14 points 6 days ago
[–] illegible@discuss.tchncs.de 16 points 1 week ago

Sounds like you have a nutjob on your hands.

[–] Tracaine@lemmy.world 11 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

This is technically beautiful. I hate it.

[–] Localhorst86@feddit.org 7 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)
[–] Sergio@slrpnk.net 8 points 1 week ago

instance-independent link: !atbge@lemmy.world

[–] Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee 11 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

Oh, I hate these little shits, they stick their thumb up your bum & won't let go - now suddenly I'm lugging around 4 balls & I'm doing all kinds of shit I was (rightfully) too scared to do before.

[–] Shou@lemmy.world 3 points 6 days ago
[–] lowleveldata@programming.dev 6 points 1 week ago (2 children)

The white part of the nail feels off

[–] Mickey7@lemmy.world 8 points 1 week ago (1 children)

thank you for the constructive criticism. I will try harder nest time

[–] Deebster@lemmy.ml 5 points 1 week ago

My criticism would be that there's no cuticle, but if it's 100% realism you're after then I guess that's not top of the list...

[–] JasonDJ@lemmy.zip 5 points 1 week ago

Everything about this feels off.

[–] AFC1886VCC@reddthat.com 5 points 1 week ago

When they want you to finger them, so you begin removing your belt

[–] thespcicifcocean@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago

I don't know why, but this reminds me of the Dead Hand enemy from ocarina of time.

[–] gedaliyah@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago

Looks itchy

[–] DarkCloud@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago

Docking procedure complete!

[–] Ceedoestrees@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago

Well done. What materials did you use?