Just leave them alone. They just want to eat the annoying, intergalactic energy pests already here.
this post was submitted on 14 Apr 2025
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Google says "send a gift". I assume it means a sacrifice. I'd like to nominate some mandatory volunteers.
The sinister ~~six~~ five:
Trump, Putin, Orban, Netanjahu, bin Salman
I like the idea, but it's called a sacrifice. I think we're supposed to choose people who will actually be missed.
We can still send those as souvenir though.
Trump was missed though, remember? He turned his head.
Pretty sure everyone here can think of a sixth.
That little shit Caillou
Fireman Sam. My daughter is addicted and I hate the intro song
The shadows are on the move. The question is not how do we stop them, the question is what do we want?
here's the neat part: you don't.
We only learned about the energy spiders three years ago. There's literally not enough time to do anything about it other than hope they're chill.
I don't know why we'd want to
Since we have already thought the thought about the spiders, it is now impossible to stop them.
Ah yes, the bad ending.
Simple. Just brush the spider off the telescope's aperture.