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[–] Entertainmeonly@lemmy.blahaj.zone 12 points 11 hours ago (1 children)

Omg. I'm here so high i was looking for the link to the article. I wanted to read and relate when it dawned on me. This is a meme.

[–] SethTaylor@lemmy.world 38 points 17 hours ago (5 children)

Aren't we all really in a search party looking for ourselves? 😔

[–] WoodScientist@sh.itjust.works 7 points 8 hours ago (1 children)

Not all who wander are lost.

[–] GladiusB@lemmy.world 4 points 8 hours ago

But we all can use a little...change

[–] LocoLobo@lemm.ee 4 points 10 hours ago

I wish I had a party.

[–] lennivelkant@discuss.tchncs.de 12 points 16 hours ago

Not me. I don't care. The version of me that I've got right now is alright, I'm in no hurry to "find myself". Either I'll come across myself by chance or it can't have been that important.

huffs excessive amounts of Copium

[–] Letsdothisok@lemmy.world 5 points 14 hours ago (2 children)

I found myself years ago. Been trying to lose myself ever since.

[–] Flocklesscrow@lemm.ee 2 points 12 hours ago

"Get away from me."

[–] SethTaylor@lemmy.world 2 points 14 hours ago

You're not gonna believe this but I know this rapper guy who's got like... a whole song about this

[–] emeralddawn45@discuss.tchncs.de 93 points 1 day ago (3 children)

I mean if i was just chilling in the woods having a good time and a group of people came along and were like 'theres a dude missing in the woods, we're super worried about him, help us look' id probably join them too. Seems like more of a failure by whoever called the search party. Of course that would never happen to me because I'd never tell anyone where im going and nobody would miss me.

[–] WoodScientist@sh.itjust.works 2 points 8 hours ago

I mean if i was just chilling in the woods having a good time

That's my kind of party.

[–] Aceticon@lemmy.dbzer0.com 13 points 17 hours ago (1 children)

"Curious how the name of the person we're calling for is the same as my name"

[–] TriflingToad@sh.itjust.works 4 points 11 hours ago

"and they have the same outfit... we would make great friends! hope I can meet them 😀"

[–] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 33 points 1 day ago

HUG

HUUUUUUUG!!!!

[–] TwoBeeSan@lemmy.world 11 points 17 hours ago (2 children)

Have legit tried edibles from multiple sources and nothing. Dabs and flower ok but edibles have had no luck.

Hoping its my luck, but could be the prenatal exposure 🤷

[–] Notyou@sopuli.xyz 1 points 8 hours ago

Are you a ginger? Do you need more time for anesthesia to take effect or for your gums to be numb after dentist shots?

I'm working on a theory that if you have a high tolerance to the numbing stuff then the edibles don't really work for you. I know someone that tried all different edibles cause they worked at one of the stores that sold it. None of them worked, except when they really overdid it and had a whole mushroom bar. Even then it was minor. Edibles just don't effect some people.

[–] Tin@lemmy.world 7 points 16 hours ago (3 children)

Here's a weird question: do you have a gallbladder? People without a gallbladder tend to have that experience with edibles, or need a higher dose to get an effect.

[–] TwoBeeSan@lemmy.world 1 points 10 hours ago (1 children)

I do have one. Very interesting though.

[–] WoodScientist@sh.itjust.works 1 points 8 hours ago

You sure? Maybe someone stole it without you knowing. :D

[–] Corkyskog@sh.itjust.works 8 points 16 hours ago (2 children)

I think some people genetically also lack the enzyme that converts the THC into whatever when it's ingested.

[–] Pyr_Pressure@lemmy.ca 5 points 15 hours ago (1 children)

I think I'm one. Tried weed multiple times in different types but never had any sort of experience let alone enjoyable one. Smoke a joint, just get sore lungs. Eat edibles? Bleh, just a gross tasting candy.

Only time I felt anything was after a 50mg gummy, and that was just a bit of light headedness for a half hour.

[–] dependencyinjection@discuss.tchncs.de 5 points 11 hours ago (1 children)

I would be very rich if I had your genes.

[–] TriflingToad@sh.itjust.works 3 points 11 hours ago (1 children)

Smoked a hell of a lot of weed and if I got no effect from it then I wouldn’t have kept doing it.

Although, to be honest I’m under no illusion I wouldn’t have self-medicated with something else, earlier than I actually did.

[–] Maalus@lemmy.world 2 points 15 hours ago

Yea, it's a thing. An ex of mine made funny brownies with a shitload of weed, and I got a small high from it at best. When smoking, I can get stoned fine. Also, might be because of my messed up metabolism I guess

[–] FarmTaco@lemmy.world 2 points 12 hours ago

wow, i always thought edibles just sucked.

[–] hungryphrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone 28 points 21 hours ago (1 children)

Well, did she find herself?

[–] Aceticon@lemmy.dbzer0.com 9 points 17 hours ago

When it comes to finding oneself, the journey matters more than the destination...

[–] jaybone@lemmy.zip 17 points 20 hours ago (2 children)

I feel like she purposely joined the search party. Why are they using the word “accidentally”?

Whether she knew she was looking for herself or not is a different matter.

[–] mobotsar@sh.itjust.works 12 points 14 hours ago

She intentionally joined a search party, of course, but accidentally joined one that was for her.

[–] betterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.world 5 points 16 hours ago* (last edited 16 hours ago)

It's a cover story, she was trying to disappear and start a new life somewhere without extradition to get away from her life of crime before the consequences caught up with her. Bad luck to get swept along in your own search party but you'd only attract more attention by walking back out through the group.

[–] smegger@aussie.zone 42 points 1 day ago

Heh the time in the bottom left is a nice addition

[–] thatchemguy@sh.itjust.works 1 points 11 hours ago

How poetic lmao

[–] doingthestuff@lemy.lol 33 points 1 day ago (3 children)

I once was lost but now I am found

[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 30 points 23 hours ago (1 children)

It’s kind of inspirational actually searching for yourself with a bunch of other people helping.

[–] WoodScientist@sh.itjust.works 3 points 8 hours ago

We should start a club. Get 30 people together. Select a house in town at random. Then, we all show up at their door at 2 in the morning on a random weekday. We ring the doorbell until they groggily answer. We tell them we're here to help them find themselves.

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[–] Geetnerd@lemmy.world 28 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Yep, that was me the first time. I was so high it was ridiculous.

[–] qarbone@lemmy.world 9 points 21 hours ago (17 children)

The first time I took edibles, I was solo and took too much. I was spaced out and far too aware of the wind blown by my ceiling fan as it touched my skin. It wasn't even a fun trip.

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