I like my steak like I like my solar systems: predictable, stable, evenly distributed
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As your steak, your table and you slowly drift towards my table where I ordered mine 'Extra Divine'
All with an excellent view, because we’re seated at a window in The Restaurant At The End Of The Universe™️
I like mine so rare that a good vet could bring it back to life.
Doctor told me after the transplant that I should only eat steak well done. I just won't eat steak rather than ruin the meat.
I would get a second opinion!
Yeah, I know its not a completely necessary precaution from a bit of internet searching, but honestly? After all I went through leading up to the transplant. I'm okay with making a minor sacrifice to be overly cautious.
you may be safe by using sous vide/pasteurising the steak. same texture and safer to consume. maybe look into it if you really craving steak (which i assume you're not right now). same goes for things like cured meats
"Blue" goes between Rare and Epic. It's basically the legal minimum you can cook a steak in a restaurant.
Elongating this meme with a “Red” on the other side with a burning hot coal ember haha…
That would fit well between "Astounding" and "Congratulations"
Medium rare please
Legendary is the only option
No there were 12 other options actually
De-horn it and slap it with a hot frying pan.
Show the cow a fire and bring it to the table.
This guy steaks.
Unreal. My hope is if I eat that steak we all disappear.
From big bang, to medium rare, to heat death of the universe, how do you take your steak, sir?
kurzgesagt, I want it to make me feel tiny and insignificant.
Oh, now that’s a great steak!
Good lord, "Congratulations"!?!?
Congratulations on ruining that poor steak. Apologize to that cow for giving its life in vain!
Medium rare for me.
Baked ribeye = awesome.
Its a meme bruv, obviously no one eats meat like that
You haven't met my sister!
To shreds, you say?
If "well done" is overcooking thoroughly it makes sense that charring to an inedible mess is a stronger form of praise.
I like mine cooked until I see dark matter.
What are you cooking your steak with? A singularity?
Divine. You feel like you become the steak.
ah, yes my ex wife proffered hers like a quasar too, with keychup
rare/medium rare, i'm not fancy, i just want lightly irony salty meat with some scortch fat marks, as god intended. you can keep your kobe/waygu fat crap to yourselves.
Well done
Thanks
Are the first three a terraria reference?
Don't know about terraria specifically, but it's a sliding scale of how you like beef cooked right?
The mid section is the usual meat doneness from Well done to Rare
Going up it parodies loot rarity types from Rare to Mythic (maybe Unreal is one too?). The idea is that, going "more rare" than rare beef is
- Rare - Rare beef
- Epic - raw beef
- Legendary - Live cow
- Mythic - All the ancestral cow-like creatures that evolved into cow
- Unreal - The primordial ancestor of all life on land
No I get that, I just mean specifically did they get the idea for the exact text to use from terraria. Those are prefixes you can get on weapons, and I think they are in order of how good they are as well.
I didn't get the first two pictures so yeah I would be interested to know
The pictures definitely aren’t from Terraria, but the text matches some of the weapon prefixes.
medium rare
Rare for me. As rare as possible before I’m risking food poisoning.
Congratulations
Fuck your steak: How do you take your chicken?
"I'll have the chicken, medium-rare."
Seriously though, what would I expect if I ordered a medium well or medium done steak?
To be asked politely, but firmly, to leave.
Give me unreal or give me death!
I prefer my steak oiled, seasoned, and then seared in the heart of a supernova