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[–] Etterra@discuss.online -2 points 6 days ago (3 children)

What even is that? I see fries, gravy, canned peas and a hot dog? Is that right? Because £4 is overpaying. Currently that's $5.31 in Freedom Funnbux. Definitely overpaid for that.

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[–] IEatDaGoat@lemm.ee -4 points 6 days ago

Na this shit is nasty. There are food carts that give out better-looking food and more quantity for around 5-7 dollars. This just makes me want to throw up.

[–] Enkers@sh.itjust.works 110 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (5 children)

Looks like the Brits were trying to follow a recipe for poutine, but transcribed it as "peas" instead of "cheese".

[–] Tylerdurdon@lemmy.world 38 points 1 week ago

I thought he bought a box of vomit for 4 bucks. What you said seems to make a lot more sense.

[–] HulkSmashBurgers@reddthat.com 5 points 1 week ago

Fuck yeah poutine.

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[–] infinitesunrise@slrpnk.net 80 points 1 week ago (3 children)

Does all British food look like literal diarrhea or only the British food that gets photographed?

[–] arudesalad@sh.itjust.works 32 points 1 week ago

The cameras lie to you. It looks way less disgusting when you are about to eat it!

~~but yes, it does~~

[–] leaky_shower_thought@feddit.nl 29 points 1 week ago (1 children)

it just not feeling cute right now 🥹

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[–] renamon_silver@lemmy.wtf 16 points 1 week ago

It turns like that right before being photographed

[–] possiblyaperson@sh.itjust.works 67 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I can't lie that looks genuinely amazing. Yes I am British, how can you tell?

[–] FenderStratocaster@lemmy.world 45 points 1 week ago (2 children)

As an American, I'd try it. I just don't understand it.

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[–] selkiesidhe@lemm.ee 48 points 1 week ago (6 children)

I like that we all knew exactly the country

[–] swab148@lemm.ee 23 points 1 week ago

Luv me mushy peas, simple as

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[–] Bahnd@lemmy.world 39 points 1 week ago

Is this what yall think poutine looks like?!?

Canadadians, shield your eyes!!!

[–] cattywampas@lemm.ee 34 points 1 week ago (6 children)

British food gets a bad rap but I don't really get it. Fried fish, potatoes, roasted meat, cured meat, meat pies, lots of puddings and sweets, not to mention the Indian food. What's not to like? I'm going to the UK in October and I'm pumped for the food.

[–] JohnnyMac@lemmy.world 32 points 1 week ago (4 children)

I've heard it's because they invaded every country on the planet for their spices and decided to use none of them

[–] Pumafred9@lemmy.world 9 points 1 week ago

No, you're thinking of our grammar.

[–] arudesalad@sh.itjust.works 7 points 1 week ago

I was going to defend us by pointing to how some of the most popular places to eat here are focused on spicy foods (curry houses) but when I thought about it more... you're right :(

The most popular dishes there are usually the less spicy ones (but they taste really nice and would probably taste even better if they were more spicy)

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[–] swizzlestick@lemmy.zip 9 points 1 week ago (8 children)

If you're bringing cash, bring it in 20s and below. 50s aren't used much at all as they arouse suspicion - many smaller places will flat out not accept them.

Hope you enjoy the trip :)

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[–] zipzoopaboop@lemmynsfw.com 5 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Lots of it I love but there's definitely outliers. See jellied eels

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[–] Ghostwurm@lemmy.ca 33 points 1 week ago

Those peas look like they came from can in a silent film and were colorized for this photo.

[–] lmuel@sopuli.xyz 32 points 1 week ago

Pretty sure £4 is below minimum wage, especially since you’re exposed to such hazardous materials?

They should be getting way more for taking care of this monstrosity.

[–] AFC1886VCC@reddthat.com 14 points 1 week ago

When you get a takeaway in the UK and it comes in these little containers, it often looks like gross slop. I recently got a taco+cheese chip, and it looked like pure vomit.

Doesn't put us off eating it though. Normally tastes good. Our local chippies and curry houses are supreme.

[–] HulkSmashBurgers@reddthat.com 11 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Ya got yummy sausage. Ya got gravy. Ya got yummy deep fried starchy goodness to soak up said gravy.

Why the the fuck would someone throw peas into that heavenly mix?!

[–] Zorsith@lemmy.blahaj.zone 10 points 1 week ago

Imma be real, peas in gravy are delicious in the same way corn is in mashed potatoes. Adds a sort of poppable texture that just goes well with the flavor

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[–] Wilco@lemm.ee 9 points 1 week ago

Holy shit ... 4 pounds for the worst diarrhea and wet bean farts of your lifetime. What a steal.

[–] JoMiran@lemmy.ml 8 points 1 week ago

I want to make a joke about "shitpost", but my beloved chili is right there with it. I suspect this might be mouthwatering to the intended audience.

[–] SnotFlickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zone 6 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (2 children)

Beans. They make Lemmy work.

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[–] HikingVet@lemmy.ca 6 points 1 week ago

That looks like the supper we had when the dole ran out.

[–] Proprietary_Blend@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago

Who knows what evil lies beneath?

[–] qyron@sopuli.xyz 4 points 1 week ago (2 children)
[–] AnUnusualRelic@lemmy.world 18 points 1 week ago

Microplastics and peas. Very traditional.

[–] arudesalad@sh.itjust.works 6 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Saussage, chips, peas and gravy.

[–] Zron@lemmy.world 9 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Why do the British eat like the Nazis are still flying overhead?

[–] arudesalad@sh.itjust.works 9 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (2 children)

Because we have less money now than when they were flying overhead. We do eat a little more now though, we have really bland Indian food!

[–] AA5B@lemmy.world 1 points 6 days ago (1 children)

All that bloody history building an empire to collect spices and foods from around the world … how does this even count as food.

bland Indian food? Especially that. That’s a crime against one of the worlds great culinary traditions

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[–] crawancon@lemm.ee 1 points 6 days ago (2 children)

can't the king, like, sell stuff and/or give it to people so they like, don't eat him or nah

[–] arudesalad@sh.itjust.works 1 points 6 days ago (1 children)

No one wants to eat the king right now because there are richer people and dickheads in parliament to eat

[–] crawancon@lemm.ee 1 points 6 days ago

ok well then eat them then.

....for world peas.

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