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The DOGE dumbasses would probably fall for it too lol

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Complete and utter inability to start anything outside of a last minute panic.

No, thats what the gelatin eggs are for. If it goes near the digestive system it must be either edible or have a flared base.

I will admit to being a bit biased here (family member deals with this), but it aint always as simple as "diet and exercise" for everyone. Without careful management of blood sugar, some people just fucking drop from hypoglycemia with almost zero warning, even with implants to monitor it. Juggling medication with insurance and drug shortages, as well as diet, exercise, and blood sugar, is not something i wish on anyone.

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That would be why lol, just about any payment terminal in the US runs through those three in some way/shape/form

Silicone eggs.

Theyve got the 3 major payment processors; Visa, Mastercard, American Express. Good luck with cash-only.

I dont even program and i could've told them it was probably a placeholder or default value lol "durrrrrr lot of people in this database were born at the exact same time on the same day in the same year that predates electronic databases, gotta be fraud!!1!1!11"

^ pretty much sums it up.

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