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[–] Ceedoestrees@lemmy.world 57 points 1 week ago (3 children)

Is this how I learn Pope Francis is dead?

[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 33 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Guess so! Right there with you myself!

I hope the next pope is as cool and modern as people not paying attention thought Francis was. And at least as infuriating to American conservatives.

I suggest Zendaya.

[–] Rhaedas@fedia.io 13 points 1 week ago

Have anyone of color in a movie role and people get all worked up on "wokeness", let's see what a black pope would do.

[–] beejboytyson@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I usually say fuck the pope but I don't know what to do with the feelings of a zendaya pope.

[–] 3laws@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago

It wouldn't be the first time a Pope had 2 young strong males kissing in front of them at their arousal.

[–] Rhaedas@fedia.io 2 points 1 week ago

Memes are a direct line to reality. I saw it last night first on Imgur, took a few mins to hit other places.

[–] asbestos@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago
[–] Karl@programming.dev 35 points 1 week ago (6 children)

I don't understand. Is Jesus just surprised that his priest is so wealthy or smth ?

[–] Zkuld@lemmy.world 56 points 1 week ago (2 children)

I think the joke is that since it's so close to Easter they meet halfway to heaven

[–] Kusimulkku@lemm.ee 12 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Oh, we're half way there

Oh-oh, livin' on a prayer

[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 10 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Take my popemobile, we'll make it, I swear

[–] Someplaceunknown@lemm.ee 2 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Oh-oh, livin' on a prayer

!lemmysings@lemm.ee

[–] jaaake@lemmy.world 1 points 1 week ago

This makes more sense than my interpretation. I thought it was saying we survived the end times and Jesus was returning as his second coming.

Current evidence suggests we’re only at the beginning of Armageddon.

[–] Snothvalpen@lemmy.blahaj.zone 50 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Jesus is resurrected 3 days after his crucification. That's today, when Pope Francis passes over. They're going opposite ways at the same time, just like this meme

[–] Rhaedas@fedia.io 9 points 1 week ago

*almost 3 days.

They call it 3 to make it work with prophecy.

[–] Karl@programming.dev 8 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Lmfao. This one is so creative it passed right over my head.

Me too - my take on it was the end of the world is nigh and Jesus is returning to Earth, but on the way back he passes Francis' soul

[–] Yareckt@lemmynsfw.com 21 points 1 week ago

Nah. Jesus is rising from the dead and the pope is joining them

[–] lemmyman@lemmy.world 20 points 1 week ago

I too view memes only through a class struggle lens

[–] PlaneMaker@feddit.org 6 points 1 week ago

Check the news

[–] hemko@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

According to the christian fantasy book "the bible", today's the day the cult leader at the time, Jesus, realized he wasn't dead after being crusified 3 days earlier

[–] Karl@programming.dev 2 points 1 week ago (1 children)

You could just say "According to the Bible, today Jesus resurrected after being dead for 3 days"

Trying hard to offend people, are we?

[–] hemko@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

Saying the dude was resurrected from dead after 3 days dead is a bold claim

[–] Karl@programming.dev 1 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Doesn't matter? If u don't believe in it, just adding an "According to the Bible, ..." in the beginning would have been enough. And I'm not claiming it, I'm an atheist myself. But there was really no need for words like 'fantasy' or 'cult leader'.

[–] aeronmelon@lemmy.world 32 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Jesus: “Shit, they got you, too?”

[–] TheBat@lemmy.world 38 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Pope: "At least you didn't have to meet JD Vance."

[–] beejboytyson@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago

"Ugh. Rather be crucified."

[–] theneverfox@pawb.social 9 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Pierbattista Pizzaballa (born 21 April 1965). Yes that is a real cardinal, and that is his name

Dude is meant for the job. Based as hell, needs a name change, his birthday is the day the last pope died

[–] PotatoesFall@discuss.tchncs.de 6 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Why does his name sound like an Italian brainrot animal

[–] beejboytyson@lemmy.world 1 points 1 week ago

Idk I wouldn't mind being a pizza baller

What a magical coincidence!

[–] Confused_Emus@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 1 week ago (1 children)

You didn’t do shit about the child rapists, Frankie. Turn that car around, you’re going the other way!

[–] beejboytyson@lemmy.world 1 points 1 week ago

He said "hey"