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"they must be paid protesters. There's no other explanation" ~nazi fuck
What does he mean he wants to leave politics? He is not in politics, he did not run for any office and was not voted for by anyone. He is free to leave whenever he wants.
My take: He's been told to pack his shit and doesn't wanna admit it. He knows full well "the Left" isn't gonna forget what he's done.
So there's that, but also the position of "special counsel" or whatever dumb title he holds is time limited. You can't be an unelected government official indefinitely (although I'm sure the current administration would change the rules if they cared enough to keep him). He's making it sound like he's bowing out, when it was the plan to step down in May from the beginning.
All the rules this administration has chosen to ignore, i refuse to believe this is the one they're going to follow. He could always stay on as an outside contractor or whatever other bs they want to tell us. If he's leaving, there must be a reason.
Get fucked. I hope he's given flak the rest of his goddamn life. Nazi piece of shit billionaire.
Snowflake Nazi bitch.
It's far too late for that, Elon; we want your fucking head now.
Elon is a weird duck with delusions of grandeur who can't understand the left's disgust. It was the nazi salute, Elon. It'll always be the nazi salute. All your other dank shit runs secondary to that.
SEE?! Bullying bad people DOES work. I've been trying to tell people FOR YEARS.
Snowflake.
EVERYONE in this Thread needs to be DEPORTED for TERRORISM for HURTING Elon's feewings!
There's really nothing he can do about it at this point short of completely disappearing from the public eye. He's so thoroughly fucked his reputation that anything associated with him is fucked by extension.
Even if he completely leaves any interaction with politics at all, he still has SpaceX, Twitter, and Tesla that will all maintain his status as a public figure. He's not going to de-Nazify twitter. Telsas aren't going to suddenly become good cars without a reputation of being swastikcars.
The only way he could stop being bullied by "the left" is if he sold off every company he owns and disappeared into obscurity. Even then, he'll still get roasted online all the time. But if he avoids social media he could probably ignore it.
But that would all go directly against his nature. So there's nothing he realistically would do that could get "the left" to stop being mean to him. It's the rest of his miserable life.
i hope he leaves politics because he dies
Ooh. Let me try. “Fuck your feelings snowflake”.
What a snowflake
He's broken the departments investigating him and it isn't fun anymore, he doesn't have to be there at this point to win.
It would be a real shame... if leftists stopped attacking him after he leaves politics.
No, he just wants back into the background and do shady things in obscurity again. We all know the rich can't and won't stop meddling.
elon: slams dick in door
elon: oh man i'm tired of my dick being slammed in the door
I haven’t heard of any attempts on his life yet, so folks still have more work to do.
So we're winning? I'd still love for him to meet his Luigi. Is that enough hate to get you to quit before you do any more damage? I can go more extreme if it isn't.
Don't you think he looks tired?
Hahah too fucking late. You can't just "get out" of the public eye whenever you want loser
"I'm not fired, I quit!"
-Musk, probably.
Musk is the Mike Lindell of this second season of the (cursed) apprentice....
Classic "I can dish it out, but I can't take it" energy.
He can't step out now. It's too late.
he means he wants to step down, and do it behind the scenes.
We all know Musk is lying. He doesn't plan on leaving. There's too much power.
What's kind of amazing is that so many articles don't point this out in the title or the first sentence. I really wonder why. When you know the person is a liar and they are in a situation like this, with a strong motive to lie, why in heck would you not make that the subject line?
Or, if you want to be polite about it, you could write a headline that says something like "Musk supposedly considering retiring, but actions speak louder than words".
When it comes to Elon and Trump, what I assume is:
Whenever they say they are going to do something bad, it is the truth.
Whenever they say they are going to do something good, it is a lie.
Awww, poor baby has had his fee fees hurt.
Caring face not found.
Watch this video of Elon Musk being booed for 7 minutes straight at a Dave Chappelle show https://mastodon.social/@LupoLaLupo/114242322785596710
Elon would be very depressed if you saw it https://www.mercurynews.com/2023/11/08/elon-musk-almost-needed-sfpd-wellness-check-after-breakdown-getting-booed-at-dave-chappelle-show/
Do your part!
Good! Get fucked Musk!
Fuck this baby. Go overdose on ketamine. We will all mourn. Zzzzzzz 😢😣☹️😰
Awww, is the Nazi tired of being hated? Too fucking bad. Our grandfathers (great grandfathers for the young folks) killed people like him, so he ought to be happy he's upright and able to ruin millions (or more) of people's lives.
The bully doesn't like being bullied, poor baby Mukus 😢
Musk: shoots self in ass Musk: WHY R BULLETS SO MEAN
