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And that’s basically it!
He can't step out now. It's too late.
he means he wants to step down, and do it behind the scenes.
But there's so much more government inefficiency yet to find!
Note: Musk died on the way back to his home planet.
You know what bud, you got the cash to completely disappear and know one will make fun of you anymore.
Well we still will cause you're a Nazi fuck but hey at least you won't get your feelings hurt by actually seeing and hearing about it.
Take your money and fuck off. How can someone be so rich and still be a complete and utter moron.
QQ more. Don't think that people will forget who you really are.
All logical assessments aside, he's probably got plenty in ill-gotten gains squirrelled away in Crypto holdings.
Watch him run for office, against Trump.
I appreciate his hope that capitulation will grant him mercy, but I'm not buying a Tesla unless he kills himself.
What if he sold all his shares and quit and stuff?
Wouldn't be nearly as satisfying, but I'd give it consideration I guess.
Booooohooooohooooo, those big meanies hurt my widdle feefees by resisting my fascist takeover! How can anybody be so heartless?
Might be easier if he just stopped being an asshole all the time.
We've seen who you are. There is no way back for you.
Don't stop there, leave earth you psychotic parasite.
One down
Good. Do it.
Unless he heads to mars fuck it
The "attacks" aren't going to stop because you walk away, fuckhead
Call me when this space nazi leaves the planet.