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[–] daannii@lemmy.world 1 points 4 days ago

I always say if you have to tell people, it's probably not true.

"I'm not racist, but.." "I'm very smart" "I'm a nice guy"

[–] minorkeys@lemmy.world 8 points 6 days ago

Stalin would have, and possibly did, murder non-binary folk without hesitation.

[–] andros_rex@lemmy.world 3 points 6 days ago

A few hours I got my first testosterone shot, I went to Buffalo Wild Wings and demolished some beer and wings. I had never enjoyed either before. The pipeline is backwards!

[–] stinerman@midwest.social 1 points 6 days ago

I skipped right to boneless wings.

[–] Microw@lemm.ee 102 points 1 week ago (10 children)

Ah yes, famously socially progressive Stalin

[–] TwoBeeSan@lemmy.world 52 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Stalin was a misunderstood man on the search for bolshevik boypussi

[–] floo@retrolemmy.com 31 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Yeah, the guy who thought a ~10 year break in genociding lgbtq people was “a bit much”.

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[–] MithranArkanere@lemmy.world 18 points 1 week ago (33 children)

Yeah. Tankies always forget you can't have socialism without democracy, and either no government or a government that is strictly from the bottom up, and fascists gladly play along with that facade as it works in their interests.

"Authoritarian communism" is an oxymoron.

And not an "emphasis" kind of oxymoron like "bittersweet" or "impossible solution", or a "poetic" kind like "living dead".
An "absolutely impossible" kind of oxymoron. like "married bachelor" or "squared circle".

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[–] Lemmyoutofhere@lemmy.ca 65 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Alpha male, LOL. You know he has several restraining orders against him.

[–] r00ty@kbin.life 38 points 1 week ago (5 children)

If you have to tell everyone, you're not it. Having said that, it must be a parody account. Tell me it is.

[–] Ekybio@lemmy.world 23 points 1 week ago (1 children)

From what I have seen in the past, that is unironically his account and yes, self proclamimed title.

But since every right-winger is a parody on some level, it might not even matter, because they do stuff like that either way...

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[–] Holyginz@lemmy.world 49 points 1 week ago (1 children)

If alpha and beta were an actual thing, putting alpha male in parenthesis next to your name would be the most beta thing you could do, lol.

[–] Doctor_Satan@lemm.ee 23 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (2 children)

Nick Adams once said on Twitter that Alpha males never have to announce that they are Alpha males, with (Alpha male) right there in his name. For the longest time, I refused to believe he wasn't a parody account. Then I looked into him, and the dude is 100% serious. Some people are just impossibly stupid.

This is the tweet I was thinking of, but while looking for it, I was reminded that he mentions his Alpha status all the fucking time.

[–] toadjones79@lemm.ee 2 points 6 days ago

Alpha male is the easiest way a person can say they either had shitty parents or they ignored everything they were taught to be shitty all by themselves.

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[–] ALilOff@lemmy.world 29 points 1 week ago (1 children)

If you have to tell people you’re an alpha male, then you’re not an alpha male.

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[–] Novice_Idiot@lemmy.wtf 27 points 1 week ago (2 children)

The (alpha male) got me. How the fuck does this guy take himself seriously?

[–] FilthyShrooms@lemmy.world 19 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Bro looks like a lawer you'd see on a billboard

[–] 0ops@lemm.ee 13 points 1 week ago (1 children)

INJURED? Call 1 (800) 123-4567 to KISS MY ASS

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[–] samus12345@lemm.ee 21 points 1 week ago (1 children)

We've always used gender pronouns, dumbass. Or does it not use them?

[–] menemen@lemmy.world 16 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (10 children)

Turks are the perfect alphas confirmed (we don't have gender in our language). He, she, it, all the same to us.

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[–] Katzelle3@lemmy.world 19 points 1 week ago (4 children)
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[–] peteyestee@feddit.org 18 points 1 week ago (12 children)

Okay... What's the deal with boneless wings? I've noticed guys looking at me different at Buffalo wild wings.

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[–] Iceman@lemmy.world 15 points 1 week ago

Nick Adams (gender in name) is declaring that he is one step form communism. .

[–] Etterra@discuss.online 13 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Man covid must've fried his brain really good and crispy.

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