Desecration of a spagett
this post was submitted on 26 Apr 2025
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Italians would lose their mind.
Another case for Luigi
Use a cookie cutter like the rest of us
slice and dry like ramen
If Lovecraft was a chef.
Since I am an eating monster (for some reason I need like 3200+ calories a day or my BMI goes underweight) and have a tiny fridge. This often ends up happening not on purpose when I store leftover portions.
But according to science it will have half the calories
You been sliced!
Im not the biggest rachael ray fan but I am of a marry the sauce and noodle mind. Honestly though im a food mixer in general. I love having a bit of everything in every bite.
I know enough people who break their spaghetti before cooking them or who cut them before serving them.
I die a little inside every time.
I die a little inside every time.
Why is that?
It goes against my culinary convictions. 😄
It is meant to be enjoyed in its full, long form - in my book. Breaking spaghetti changes the texture and how it twirls around a fork, thus changing the classic dining experience.
Plus, long spaghetti is (are?) perfect for catching the sauce evenly.
None of this will keep anyone from breaking them, but it keeps my world safe and sound. 😁
Nah, i prefer to cut and mix them instead of that thwirling and slurping. They could make Spaghetti Couscous-sized for all i care. But you do you.
I die a little inside every time I hear a noodle slurped
Bet you hate Tampopo then
I'm just gonna go ahead and say yes and not click the video lol. I can be incredibly sensitive to certain noises. Pretty sure I have misophonia
How else are you to fit them into small pots?
You need to watch the pot but laying them over the pot of boiling water until they're soft enough to bend in the middle works fine.
Wtf is wrong with that "spaghetti"? Why is it that colour? Is that actually some kind of east Asian noodle?
It's the light, get some sleep.
Nah, that stuff is made from soft wheat, not durum. I'm not in the USA, it was early evening when I wrote that comment ;)