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[–] FelixCress@lemmy.world 116 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

And then they are trying to sell these to the EU 🙄

[–] Joncash2@lemmy.ml 63 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Trying to force the EU to buy these at gun point. The problem is the EU is calling their bluff.

[–] Tja@programming.dev 15 points 3 weeks ago

As an EU citizen, I don't really see it as "a problem" :D

[–] Enkers@sh.itjust.works 92 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

Trump inadvertently tackling climate change by making animals unsafe to eat.

[–] Mihies@programming.dev 25 points 3 weeks ago

Lol, yes, also destroying industry and makes everything pricier to lower sales.

[–] fluffykittycat@slrpnk.net 23 points 3 weeks ago (3 children)

We're gonna have to go vegan for food safety reasons

[–] Tja@programming.dev 12 points 3 weeks ago

Wait until you hear what they plan about EColi in vegetables.

[–] Broadfern@lemmy.world 10 points 3 weeks ago

Boil everything and hope nothing survives since the fresh produce is screwed too

[–] Enkers@sh.itjust.works 3 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

yesss, I guess we'll have toooo

*laughs awkwardly in totally not already vegan*

[–] Zerlyna@lemmy.world 49 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

Make America sick again!!!

[–] j0ester@lemmy.world 17 points 3 weeks ago

Make Black Plague Again!

[–] Lucidlethargy@sh.itjust.works 5 points 3 weeks ago

This guy has always been a literal plague on us.

[–] Treczoks@lemmy.world 35 points 3 weeks ago (6 children)

As if American chicken was not already dangerous enough.

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[–] Bluefalcon@discuss.tchncs.de 33 points 3 weeks ago

Well the U.S. is getting in shape soon. Can't be fat if you are exploding from both ends.

[–] Veidenbaums@lemmy.ml 25 points 3 weeks ago (3 children)

Are they followers of nurgle or something? Anti-vax now this.

[–] Sludgehammer@lemmy.world 15 points 3 weeks ago

Are they followers of nurgle or something?

Hasn't that been obvious since their handling of COVID?

[–] HuntressHimbo@lemm.ee 13 points 3 weeks ago

This will bring grandfather such joy

[–] andros_rex@lemmy.world 3 points 3 weeks ago

Just wait until they start going after insurance for PREP, PEP and Doxy.

[–] wanderwisley@lemm.ee 25 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Make diarrhea great again!

[–] AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world 8 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (2 children)

Make Amoebic-dysentery ~~Great~~ Again?

Edit: Grate

[–] wanderwisley@lemm.ee 5 points 3 weeks ago

Our Salmonella will be the biggest salmonella ever! 🫲🍊🫱

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[–] phoenixz@lemmy.ca 23 points 3 weeks ago (4 children)

So please explain how this law makes the lives of Americans better?

And the two single owners of poultry companies don't count

[–] Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works 6 points 3 weeks ago

Why don't they count? Are they just weak millionaires instead of billionaires? If they are billionaires and this helps them out a bit, I don't think American poors will mind a little more disease.

[–] uienia@lemmy.world 2 points 3 weeks ago

Trump doesnt legislate to make the lives of americans better, never has, he legislates to make lives of his oligarch "donors" better.

[–] madjo@feddit.nl 1 points 3 weeks ago

Regulations are for the weak, also, stop testing for salmonella, fewer tests mean fewer cases. /republicans

[–] nooneescapesthelaw@mander.xyz 1 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (1 children)

Might lower the price by 0.001¢ (0.00001$)

[–] phoenixz@lemmy.ca 1 points 2 weeks ago

Hah!

If anything, they'll just make up an excuse and then increase the price anyway

[–] Catoblepas@lemmy.blahaj.zone 21 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

If you don’t have a food thermometer, get one now. Salmonella can be easily killed by cooking at the proper temperature.

[–] RvTV95XBeo@sh.itjust.works 10 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

Or, hear me out, just eat more veggies. Much lower risk of disease spread (though yes, as I'm sure others well be eager to point out, they can carry pathogens, would you rather take your chances with a raw carrot or a raw chicken breast)

[–] Catoblepas@lemmy.blahaj.zone 15 points 3 weeks ago

I already don’t eat meat, but it’s something important to know for people who do.

[–] iknowitwheniseeit@lemmynsfw.com 4 points 3 weeks ago

Most cases of food poisoning come from bacteria on vegetables. Probably because people do eat a lot of raw vegetables, but don't eat much raw meat.

[–] kikutwo@lemmy.world 15 points 3 weeks ago

Obviously the great Orange wonder wants to gain export acceptance by raising the salmonella level and we just need to eat it lol

[–] markstos@lemmy.world 14 points 3 weeks ago

Welp, vegan it is then. L

[–] xc2215x@lemmy.world 14 points 3 weeks ago

Another bad decision from this administration.

[–] skisnow@lemmy.ca 13 points 3 weeks ago

What makes this even more batshit insane is that they're currently pressuring the UK and EU to lift their ban on US chicken; a ban which only exists because of the already poor food safety standards of the US meat industry.

[–] ncrav@lemmings.world 12 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Hope they invest on new sewer infrastructure to handle the literal shitstom.

[–] catloaf@lemm.ee 15 points 3 weeks ago

No, that would be socialism. Let the sewage flow in the streets and we can get E. coli too, for no extra charge!

[–] Montreal_Metro@lemmy.ca 10 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Hahahah they are literally “lizard” people the right wing conspiracy nutcases have been telling everyone about. The best thing is the right wing nutcases are the ones who voted them in.

[–] AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world 4 points 3 weeks ago

Every accusation is a confession from them.

[–] tlekiteki@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] wildbus8979@sh.itjust.works 7 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Sir/Madam, this is a Wendy's.

[–] tlekiteki@lemmy.dbzer0.com 9 points 3 weeks ago

And what is the crime? Enjoying a poultry? A succulent poultry carcass?? GET YOUR HAND OFF MY PENIS!

[–] Etterra@discuss.online 3 points 3 weeks ago

Note to self: cook chicken even harder.

[–] Bieren@lemmy.world 2 points 3 weeks ago

Ol sleepy joe did it, so the talking Cheeto must undo it. This ain’t about anything other than Biden bad.

[–] madjo@feddit.nl 2 points 3 weeks ago

The regressives from the GQP must really believe in the survival of the fittest. They really want you guys dead.

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