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[–] Catoblepas@lemmy.blahaj.zone 168 points 3 weeks ago (7 children)
[–] Abnorc@lemm.ee 141 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

For a second, I thought OP got banned from Duolingo.

[–] lugal@sopuli.xyz 32 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

I mean back when duolingo has discussions or what they called it, you might write nasty stuff. But now, imagine being banned for the wrong translation.

I haven't used duolingo for a few weeks because my hack to have infinite hearts broke again and I'm too lazy to put in the effort even tho it's not that difficult actually

[–] Dreaming_Novaling@lemmy.zip 20 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

I'm gonna be real, Duolingo is literally only good for motivation and easy vocab review. It has been years since I used it, but the best advice I got on that website was when forums still existed and people told me that the translations for JP were shit and to learn somewhere else, which is probs why those forums got deleted.

If you have to use hacks to not be bored/deal with the bullshit, then just leave man. It's not worth the bird begging you to come back. Find stuff online, YT (unfortunately) is your friend for resources.

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[–] Bezier@suppo.fi 78 points 3 weeks ago (5 children)

Gamified social media with streaks and fomo notifications for daily scrolling or posting or whatever is hilariously bad and transparent.

[–] Turret3857@infosec.pub 18 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

but people fall for it, otherwise every social media wouldnt have it

[–] Bezier@suppo.fi 15 points 3 weeks ago (5 children)

Every? It was news to me that even reddit does this. I must have left them all too early.

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[–] Sixtyforce@sh.itjust.works 19 points 2 weeks ago (6 children)

Even on old reddit they have these annoying and constant "achievement" notifications now.

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[–] pewpew@feddit.it 16 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Yep, they want you to login everyday FOR MULTIPLE YEARS

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[–] sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com 15 points 2 weeks ago

Wha... do you get some kind of reddit currency if you make a post that breaks 1000 upvotes, with a multiplier based on your log in streak length?

Jesus Christ, these fucking dark pattern, microtransaction shit just needs to be universally banned.

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[–] selkiesidhe@lemm.ee 66 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Many many years and ass loads of karma....

But apparently LIKING posts can get you banned now. What a shit show.

[–] Etterra@discuss.online 23 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

Clearly they're butthurt that you didn't fellate Trump or Musk or some other such drain clog.

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[–] SnotFlickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zone 56 points 3 weeks ago

And nothing of value was lost

[–] SouthEndSunset@lemm.ee 39 points 3 weeks ago (3 children)
[–] SmilingSolaris@lemmy.world 64 points 3 weeks ago (14 children)

Not op but I got perma banned for fighting with people who were defending massive pedophile Dr disrespect. They were arguing that "it was legal that means it's okay". I pointed out that the US is fucked and certain states have consent laws at 16. Legally he could fuck a 16 year old. However that doesn't change the fact that he's a pedophile scumbag regardless of legality.

I was then banned for "child sexual content" :)

[–] TwinTitans@lemmy.world 27 points 3 weeks ago

Sounds right.

[–] fluffykittycat@slrpnk.net 24 points 3 weeks ago

Reddit has gotten so pathetic. Sad to see it fall so hard. If it was like this in 2012 I would have never signed up

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[–] Venus_Ziegenfalle@feddit.org 41 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Well the sentence that initially got me a three day ban was "Hitler did nothing wrong" which I'm aware doesn't look good on paper but it was a quote and not my own words. According to Reddit the decision was automated so I appealed what I thought was an honest mistake and that's when they probably saw my recent posts promoting Lemmy and talking about Palestine and decided to ban me permanently. That or they didn't like that I filed an appeal. I haven't used Reddit nearly as much since getting on Lemmy anyway so this is more funny than annoying but still a weird way to go.

[–] pelespirit@sh.itjust.works 32 points 3 weeks ago (8 children)

Having gone cold turkey and just left, it's weird no matter how you leave. Realizing how addicted I was, was kind of hard for my psyche.

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[–] sorrybookbroke@sh.itjust.works 22 points 3 weeks ago (8 children)

Not OP but I got banned on reddit atleast 4 times. Zero bans on Lemmy though.

All for supposed harassment usually after having a disagreement in certain subreddits. Honestly could be anything their report system seems easy to abuse

Now, I don't tend to have those on Lemmy nearly as much, but when the pedophile I was disagreeing with reported me here the mods were chill to hear my side after issuing me a warning.

For both the more chill atmosphere and the better mods I like more here.

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[–] daannii@lemmy.world 37 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 children)

Lemmy. The support group for burned reddit veterans.

We were there. We put in thousands of hours of work. Years of moderating. Free work. Content creators. People who commented. Voted. All that karma ...

All gone cause you upvoted an anti trump or musk post. Or maybe you upvoted a photo of a tessler burning.

Maybe you didn't think Luigi should get the death penalty.

Don't worry brother. Upvote what you want. Be free with the rest of us.

Check out https://lemmy.world/c/iselonmuskdeadyet

[–] SpaceShort@feddit.uk 18 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I wonder if the reason is because 50501 started on Reddit and they are determined to not let it happen again.

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[–] gameplayer55055@lemmy.world 36 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Hello everyone. You're not alone. I got banned like for 4-5 times, using local Ukrainian words that may look like slurs, but they aren't.

I got unbanned, but I am still too scared to write anything about politics on Reddit. I want a working account there for IT questions.

[–] astro_plane@lemm.ee 18 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (29 children)

Make another account then. I have a shit posting account for making comments I know will be dicey. Reddit mods are fat slobs don't let them stop you from living your dreams.

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[–] postalstiffler@lemm.ee 33 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

Yep that’s why I’m here. They banned my 12 year account for sympathizing with Luigi.

[–] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 29 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (4 children)

Reddit simply doesn't want an active user base. They want passive viewers ingesting AI generated content. Much better for advertising revenue that way.

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[–] Draegur@lemm.ee 33 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

I got banned for pointing out that ICE are a human trafficking terrorist gang

[–] IndustryStandard@lemmy.world 17 points 2 weeks ago

If you ever wonder why nobody calls it terrorism when America does it, it is because people are not allowed to do so.

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[–] carlossurf@lemmy.ca 28 points 2 weeks ago (6 children)

Reddit banned all the people that made it fun, now the only people left are the boring ones and bots lol

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[–] tomi000@lemmy.world 26 points 2 weeks ago (11 children)

So is Lemmy the dumping ground for people getting banned on reddit now?

[–] sugarfoot00@lemmy.ca 19 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Absolutely. I lost my 15 year account for using the phrase 'burn it all down' entirely metaphorically. They really, really didn't like Canadians pushing back. Fuck those guys.

I hope Reddit dies in a fire, and not a metaphorical one. One with the ownership group literally aflame. And I'd like to roast marshmallows over that fire.

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[–] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 15 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Less dumping ground and more release valve. The people Reddit is jettisoning are many of their more active and prodigious content creators and contributors. The site admins simply don't want new human content anymore. They want passive observers who will consume advertisement content without creating drama.

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[–] WhiteBurrito@lemmy.world 14 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Honestly that's how I got here lol.

Tried it out when the API changes were announced, but let's be real, Lemmy doesn't have as much content or user interaction.

It's allowed me to stop doom scrolling as much, but I do miss some niche communities

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[–] CannedYeet@lemmy.world 25 points 2 weeks ago (4 children)

Can we talk about how screwed up that streak notification is? Let's encourage people who show signs of unhealthy usage of the platform to further their addiction?

You have a 300 day streak of using heroin, don't stop now!

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[–] HugeNerd@lemmy.ca 24 points 2 weeks ago (4 children)

Someone should start Blueit. See cuz they blew it, get it?

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[–] finitebanjo@lemmy.world 24 points 2 weeks ago (7 children)

Welcome, don't step in the Tankies on your way in.

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[–] misteloct@lemmy.dbzer0.com 21 points 2 weeks ago (4 children)

Exactly like my account except 30ish days ago. Welcome to Lemmy! If you're reading this comment the ban bots haven't taken over:

Luigi Mangione Innocent Death Elon Musk Trump

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[–] Klowner@lemmy.world 21 points 2 weeks ago

I've had my reddit account for 17 years and I received my first warning for inciting violence because I commented "this makes me want to make a whip and go to town on these people" (a reference to Jesus running out the money changers in the temple) on a video of a megachurch service showing a woman painting trump bowing to a cross.

[–] Takios@discuss.tchncs.de 20 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

My reddit account got a strike by an admin for describing the risks involved in traveling to the USA currently (abduction, torture for an undetermined amount of time). The appeal I made to that was accepted but it left a sour taste in my mouth.

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[–] GuyFawkes@sh.itjust.works 19 points 3 weeks ago

Welcome to the club!!!

[–] LMurch@thelemmy.club 18 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I canceled my reddit pro, or reddit+ account, whatever the f*ck it is called, and the ads, the ads.... Ads that look like posts, or comments. It's almost making me 100% Lemmy too.

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[–] Semi_Hemi_Demigod@lemmy.world 18 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Reddit used to be good enough to get people to post daily without cajoling

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[–] uriel238@lemmy.blahaj.zone 17 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

I was permabanned without explanation and reinstated two weeks later, again without comment.

I believe this tracks with what to expect should we ever see the tech-bro billionaires divide the world into monarchy fiefdoms ocer which rhey are each the unchallenged lord and master.

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[–] explodicle@sh.itjust.works 16 points 2 weeks ago

Reading all these ban stories, I'm glad I left during the API thing! I don't like censoring myself.

[–] gerowen@lemmy.world 16 points 2 weeks ago (9 children)

I tried to like Reddit but every time I tried posting something I thought was original or thoughtful it would get auto deleted by a bot for not including the right "flair" or some other stupid shit.

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[–] Kualdir@feddit.nl 16 points 3 weeks ago (10 children)

I still haven't been told I've been officially banned, they just give me server errors all the time (only on my main account, not when going on any other account/incogni)

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[–] CircaV@lemmy.ca 15 points 2 weeks ago (5 children)

Oh this is me. Got banned from Reddit and am on lemmy fulltime.

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[–] wanderwisley@lemm.ee 14 points 2 weeks ago (8 children)

Feel that pain this year would have been my 10th year on Reddit. I was permanently banned last June for saying I hope the libs of TikTok monster would get hit by a bus. It’s still blows I can’t post or comment on anything. I was part of a close nit group on Reddit involving a car subreddit and now it sucks to see people commenting on where I am and what happened.

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[–] Siresly@lemm.ee 14 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (4 children)

My Reddit account was permanently banned for saying I hope Nazi scum Elon Musk dies soon. Had previously caught temporary bans for saying things like "We should overthrow Musk into the sea." in response to him having argued King Charles should overthrow the UK government. Reddit admins really don't seem to like it when you're righteously intolerant of evil scumfuck psychopaths who use their unearned power and influence to cause immeasurable harm to society, the world and its inhabitants. Things like that break Rule 1, threatening violence, they claim.

Although the permanent ban was only for a couple of days since I for once was successful in my appeal. I basically said death =/= violence. An obvious truth to anyone, except some Reddit admins apparently.

I've not really used Reddit since. Kind of lost my will to bother with a US based site that's clearly and predictably going in a US direction, i.e. spiraling down the fascist sewage. Instead I've been drifting over to here. Will see what the moderation over here is like.

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