He had tattoos on his body? I keep mine in a drawer in the shed.
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David Beckham has tattoos on his body AND is an immigrant. Therefore he must be a part of the ms13 gang and should be deported. It's the only thing that makes sense!!!!!
I've also heard Dolly Parton has tattoos...
How many cops have gang tattoos in 'murica? The internet tells me a good deal of them do.
Yes, they often take the form of shields, seven pointed stars, and Punisher skulls. These things identify them as street-roaming gang bangers and armed thugs.
Nobody better fuck with my girl Dolly. That's how you get the metalheads all riled up.
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This will only escalate.. And, across the country...
And I'm here for it.
(How is it possible to have a "Food and Drink" emoji section that has no popcorn emoji*) 🤷♂️ 🤡
One of the nice things about MAGAts being stupid is when they get mad they get real mad. So as they get more and more mad about the situation under their own leadership, they may be stupid enough to take things into their own hands. And I'm here for that. Let them do the dirty work and end up pushing up daisies or in a prison cell.
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Heavens to Betsy!
This might be both one of the funniest and saddest things I've read since the last time I read about Trump in the news.
I thought that was their only form of communication
And I feel like this would be a great area for David Attenborough to do a nature documentary on
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