this post was submitted on 01 May 2025
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[–] ILaughBecauseFunny 4 points 11 hours ago

All I know is that I ducked a dragon and it was marvelous

[–] jsomae@lemmy.ml 2 points 11 hours ago

Is this donkey-kong..?

[–] GeeDubHayduke@lemmy.dbzer0.com 9 points 22 hours ago

Wait! That's no snail! Oh no! It's Shia LeBouf!

[–] Itdidnttrickledown@lemmy.world 4 points 22 hours ago
[–] yesman@lemmy.world 92 points 1 day ago (3 children)

IDK what any of this means, I got killed by a horse size duck in 2004

[–] Chiarottide@lemmy.world 3 points 3 hours ago

That's on you. I'd rather fight 100 horse sized horses than one duck sized duck

[–] railwhale@lemmy.nz 4 points 1 day ago

Try a duck-sized horse next time, it hits different

[–] wanderwisley@lemm.ee 13 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (2 children)

I got murked by a horse sized chicken while swinging a sword. *should have chosen 100 chicken sized horses.

[–] GeeDubHayduke@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 22 hours ago (1 children)
[–] WizardofFrobozz@lemmy.ca 2 points 21 hours ago (1 children)

She probably loves to honky-tonk

[–] GeeDubHayduke@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 11 hours ago* (last edited 11 hours ago) (1 children)

That's what i said!

Hmmm-Mmmm-MMMM-Mmmmm-mmmmm

[–] WizardofFrobozz@lemmy.ca 2 points 2 hours ago

Obi-wan’s face at that bit kills me every time

[–] RobotZap10000@feddit.nl 3 points 1 day ago

Must have been the wind...

[–] SassyRamen@lemmy.world 73 points 1 day ago (2 children)

I know the snail, but not the Gorilla

[–] SnokenKeekaGuard@lemmy.dbzer0.com 48 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Gorilla vs 100 men is the big one these days

[–] RogueBanana@lemmy.zip 3 points 21 hours ago (1 children)

Haven't heard those in a while, is it trending again?

[–] derpgon@programming.dev 1 points 1 hour ago* (last edited 1 hour ago)

Probably on Reddit

so, no

[–] blinfabian@feddit.nl 15 points 1 day ago (1 children)

harambe? (may god rest his soul)

[–] MissJinx@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Fuck 2016! FUUUCCKKKK IT. If I could punch a year in the face I would punch 2016

[–] LainTrain@lemmy.dbzer0.com 14 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] LaserTurboShark69@sh.itjust.works 21 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] can@sh.itjust.works 27 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] Carmakazi@lemmy.world 28 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Something something "x quantity of dudes could take out a gorilla barehanded if they just committed"

I think.

[–] 5714@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] PunnyName@lemmy.world 23 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

No one defeats Harambe, they pull their dicks out for him.

As a show of solidarity for the fallen.

[–] bizarroland@fedia.io 4 points 1 day ago (1 children)

If my dick is out, I've already won.