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[–] designatedhacker@lemm.ee 135 points 2 years ago (2 children)
[–] Iwasondigg@lemmy.one 28 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] dumbluck@midwest.social 17 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] stanka@lemmy.ml 13 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] NarrativeBear@lemmy.world 19 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)
[–] Markus29@feddit.nl 59 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (6 children)

Am I the only one that assumes the wife was driving? OP was asleep on the passenger seat, was woken by their wife for the milestone and took the picture?

[–] maltasoron@sopuli.xyz 51 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Yeah, it's literally in the title.

[–] stebo02@sopuli.xyz 14 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (6 children)

which means she took this picture while driving 110 km/h

[–] Jakeuphigh@lemm.ee 11 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Literally no, read it again: OP

  • Was asleep
  • was woken by wife and
  • took picture

Wife didn't need to take the picture, she woke OP to take the picture

[–] stebo02@sopuli.xyz 4 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

if op is the one who took the picture then there's no problem indeed, my bad

[–] happyhippo@feddit.it 4 points 2 years ago

Technically, nowhere it says she woke OP up.

She just remembered how important this was to OP to the point of either waking OP up and let take a pic, or take a pic on her own.

We will never know...

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[–] Polar@lemmy.ca 38 points 2 years ago (4 children)

I hate people that text and drive. Pull over.

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[–] expatriado@lemmy.world 34 points 2 years ago (2 children)

glad she slowed down to 70mph before taking the pic

[–] RagnarokOnline@reddthat.com 45 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)

If you look closer, you’ll see she’s doing 69.

[–] expatriado@lemmy.world 16 points 2 years ago (1 children)

oh, that would be unsafe on the road

[–] psycho_driver@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago

Honestly it's hard to pull off in bucket seats as well.

[–] menemen@lemmy.world 22 points 2 years ago

70 mph so 110kmh. Basically standing from a German perspective. :)

[–] NarrativeBear@lemmy.world 33 points 2 years ago (2 children)
[–] WindowsEnjoyer@sh.itjust.works 7 points 2 years ago

Wide open eyes

[–] mustardman@discuss.tchncs.de 27 points 2 years ago (2 children)

The maintenance gets tough after 80,000 miles. She's a good wife for letting you know the good days are done.

[–] chiliedogg@lemmy.world 8 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Maybe in the 1970s. Any modern car worth owning will be way more reliable than that if you change your oil regularly.

We have a 2004 F-150 with 565,000 miles on the original engine and it's still running great. We had to get a new transmission at 240k, and I think that's the only repair it's needed over about $200.00

[–] p_diablo@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

Cries in new englandish

[–] mustardman@discuss.tchncs.de 1 points 2 years ago

Lol it was just a joke trying to pretend that the post wasn't because the odometer says BOOBS

[–] ccdfa@lemm.ee 2 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I got multiple SAABs (Pre GM/1991 or older) to over 1,000,000 miles. Got one to 1,500,000. Never quite hit the golden 2,000,000 mile mark though. Plenty of other people did though. Volvo even has a couple cars that made it to 2,000,000. Don't know of any other brands that will make it that far. Maybe some unicorn of a Honda or Toyota.

[–] ccdfa@lemm.ee 2 points 2 years ago (1 children)

That's insane. My Subaru is approaching 200k which I thought was pretty good.

[–] AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

Yeah, I used to joke that I bought them at 100,000 miles cause the previous owner just broke it in for me.

[–] thepianistfroggollum@lemmynsfw.com 20 points 2 years ago (3 children)

Mine got angry at me for taking my picture, but she was talking about her dead dad at the time. (I didn't say a word, just pulled out my camera and snapped the picture).

For context, they were astranged and she was relieved he died.

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[–] takeda@lemmy.world 11 points 2 years ago (1 children)

What car is this dashboard from?

[–] Zuluparadise@lemmy.world 0 points 2 years ago

My 2011 Nissan Sentra had this exact dashboard.

Despite the awful CVT I still love that car

[–] oldGregg@lemm.ee 9 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] FleetingTit@feddit.de 8 points 2 years ago

If it ain't foggy at night: turn off your fog lights. They're blinding oncoming traffic.

[–] Justhaus20@lemmynsfw.com 7 points 2 years ago
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