this post was submitted on 03 May 2025
646 points (97.4% liked)

memes

14674 readers
4654 users here now

Community rules

1. Be civilNo trolling, bigotry or other insulting / annoying behaviour

2. No politicsThis is non-politics community. For political memes please go to !politicalmemes@lemmy.world

3. No recent repostsCheck for reposts when posting a meme, you can only repost after 1 month

4. No botsNo bots without the express approval of the mods or the admins

5. No Spam/AdsNo advertisements or spam. This is an instance rule and the only way to live.

A collection of some classic Lemmy memes for your enjoyment

Sister communities

founded 2 years ago
MODERATORS
 
top 50 comments
sorted by: hot top controversial new old
[–] Opisek@lemmy.world 4 points 6 days ago

Had six done at once with local anesthesia. Yup, whole two supernumerary teeth.

It sure was an experience that I wouldn't want to experience again.

[–] CyberEgg@discuss.tchncs.de 139 points 1 week ago (14 children)

I'm german. I didn't pay jackshit to get my wisdom teeth removed. As soon as a dentist deems it medically necessary, it's fully covered by even the most basic health insurance. Even if it's prophylactic.
Call it communism all you want, but it's great.

[–] nandeEbisu@lemmy.world 24 points 1 week ago (5 children)

For me, they said my wisdom tooth was too impacted, so unless it was causing pain O should just leave it because removing it could damage a nerve and leave part of my face numb.

And I'm in the US, and dentists are constantly trying to upcharge you for whitening and other stuff, so I took that warning seriously.

load more comments (5 replies)
[–] blockheadjt@sh.itjust.works 23 points 1 week ago

Anyone smart enough to be here knows socialized healthcare is better for people than the alternative.

[–] renzev@lemmy.world 7 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

As soon as a dentist deems it medically necessary, it’s fully covered by even the most basic health insurance.

Yeah, that's the joke. Americans pull wisdom teeth left and right regardless of whether or not it poses a medical risk, it's a part of their culture. Source: https://www.sciencealert.com/no-you-probably-don-t-need-to-get-your-wisdom-teeth-removed-ever

load more comments (11 replies)
[–] Una@europe.pub 92 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] kambusha@lemm.ee 42 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] Boxscape@lemmy.sdf.org 53 points 1 week ago (4 children)
[–] Venus_Ziegenfalle@feddit.org 29 points 1 week ago

"Words can never hurt me" mfs haven't had their world rocked by the sign language double ender

load more comments (3 replies)
[–] lukstru@lemmy.world 76 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Why is the tooth Italian and what’s wrong with an Italian tooth??

[–] bruhduh@lemmy.world 14 points 1 week ago
[–] Cort@lemmy.world 67 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I spent way too long looking for Saddam Hussein.

[–] spankmonkey@lemmy.world 14 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] Gradually_Adjusting@lemmy.world 11 points 1 week ago

In every corner of my expensively empty mouth apparently

[–] Thedogdrinkscoffee@lemmy.ca 40 points 1 week ago (8 children)

Had 4 done at once. Because asthmatic, had to be done at the hospital because of general anesthetic. 2/10

Was told to eat protein rich diet to support healing, but couldn't chew meats like steak for months due to the risk of breaking my jaw. (Big holes left in bones when teeth removed.)

Invented meat smoothie.

1 steak, medium rare Montreal steak spice. 4 slices bacon 1 spicy italian pork sausage 1 chicken thigh deboned. Salt Water Yogurt

10/10 surprisingly good.

[–] Psythik@lemm.ee 39 points 1 week ago (3 children)

You do realize that whey protein shakes are a thing, right?

[–] Thedogdrinkscoffee@lemmy.ca 19 points 1 week ago (3 children)
load more comments (3 replies)
[–] Echolynx@lemmy.zip 14 points 1 week ago

Not to mention protein from sources other than meat... quinoa, lentils, whole grains, etc.

load more comments (1 replies)

What a horrible day to be literate

[–] roscoe@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 1 week ago

Look, I ain't calling you a liar or anything, but that's going on the list with balut as the second thing that I won't try at least once.

[–] slaacaa@lemmy.world 6 points 1 week ago (2 children)

My doc only takes 2 out at the same time (from one side), so the patient can chew. 4 sounds risky

[–] Botzo@lemmy.world 6 points 1 week ago

I had all four done with just a couple benzos and local anesthetic. Granted they were reasonably accessible and not impacted. I have vague recollections of making a pun while they were "elevating" one of the teeth. I don't remember the pun, and that's the worst part.

load more comments (1 replies)
load more comments (4 replies)
[–] RebekahWSD@lemmy.world 26 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Loved when my impacted wisdom tooth that looked closely to that exploded in my jaw in 2019. Great times. Real glad my surgery was in February of 2020.

[–] Corkyskog@sh.itjust.works 13 points 1 week ago (5 children)

Do they still give you an almost 2 week script of hydrocodone after? I remember watching a lot of magic school bus high as fuck when I was younger for a few days after.

[–] RebekahWSD@lemmy.world 21 points 1 week ago (2 children)

You mean the dentist who, when seeing me, told me immediately they don't prescribe narcotics at that office and then immediately looked guilty when I said that's fine, I just wanted a scrip for the big ibuprofen because taking 4 of the small ones at a time made my stomach sick?

No. No they did not.

load more comments (2 replies)
[–] FauxLiving@lemmy.world 8 points 1 week ago (1 children)

The dentist slipped when pulling one of my non-impacted teeth and hit me in the back of the throat with his whole body weight. He prescribed me 10 days of hydrocodone and when I called back and said the default dose still left me with a sore throat he called me in another 10 days of a higher dose.

Needless to say, my throat didn't hurt anymore and I played WoW a lot (~2007)

load more comments (1 replies)
load more comments (3 replies)
[–] Chessmasterrex@lemmy.world 20 points 1 week ago

I had them out at 18 in the Navy. At first I didn't want to have it done, but then looking at the X-ray, I was all about it.

[–] GluWu@lemm.ee 18 points 1 week ago* (last edited 4 days ago) (4 children)
[–] lightnsfw@reddthat.com 11 points 1 week ago (1 children)

My dad's are like that and he went to a dentist a few years ago that told him "we need to get those out of there". My dad was just like "why? They haven't a problem til now and I'm almost 70." He did not go back to that guy.

load more comments (1 replies)
[–] shalafi@lemmy.world 6 points 1 week ago

"Impacted" sounds like unbearable pain. No? Got a good story about mine. Bear with me.

Got my top 2 out because they erupted sideways, actually cut my finger, thought it was a stuck Dorito. Shit had to go. Got the bottom 2 while I was under general.

First time completely under. Dentist said I wasn't going home until my gf could drive me. Great! Woke at home with her hovering over my face. She was a little bitchy when I asked how I got home.

"You don't remember that? Nothing?!"

I had refused to leave the comfy office bed, fought and cussed. Whole waiting room heard:

"FUCK YOU! I'll take you back there and do to you what they did to me!"

Jesus. (Nurses right about now: Yep. And I know OP is a guy.)

load more comments (2 replies)
[–] NickwithaC@lemmy.world 15 points 1 week ago

"wisdom teeth"

Dumbest fucking teeth!

[–] untakenusername@sh.itjust.works 13 points 1 week ago (3 children)

can someone explain this? I don't get it

[–] middlemanSI@lemmy.world 21 points 1 week ago (2 children)

I had that. The 8th (wisdom) tooth grows in that position. At first there's no problem but it starts to create pressure on all other teeth and eventually starts to hurt as it's pushing against the 7th tooth. The solution is to take out wisdom teeth, which is a quite common procedure any way. Don't know what the "infinite money" is about. Maybe this is some USA thing.

[–] HiddenLychee@lemmy.world 16 points 1 week ago (3 children)

Costs like a thousand dollars or more to get them taken out here

[–] voodooattack@lemmy.world 6 points 1 week ago (1 children)

It only cost me $15.8 to take the both of them out where I live. (I only had two for some reason)

load more comments (1 replies)
load more comments (2 replies)
[–] Zwiebel@feddit.org 10 points 1 week ago

Probably because more people keep getting born with wisdom teeth to take out

[–] Mothra@mander.xyz 9 points 1 week ago (1 children)

It took a while for me but after some thinking I believe it is a joke for Americans, for whom dental care is infamously expensive. Probably this type of wisdom tooth causes problems so frequently that a dentist could pretty much live off a single patient with this condition, that'd be the joke. Full disclaimer I'm not American, not a dentist and my wisdom teeth also not like that

load more comments (1 replies)
load more comments (1 replies)
[–] lapping147@lemm.ee 10 points 1 week ago

Had this surgery done this march for two teeth... 2 weeks on painkillers. Here in Denmark all I got was store bought painkillers... ibuprofen and paracetamol.. and a bill for 8600DKK ~1000$

0/10 - will not recommend

[–] scheep@lemmy.world 9 points 1 week ago (1 children)

i thought that was a hand with too many fingers. teeth make more sense.

[–] MonkeMischief@lemmy.today 9 points 1 week ago

That back tooth be like 🤌

[–] Eyedust@lemmy.dbzer0.com 9 points 1 week ago (7 children)

I lucked out. I never had to have my wisdom teeth removed. I had enough room for them.

load more comments (7 replies)
[–] ellypony@lemmy.world 7 points 1 week ago

stundents 😭

[–] TBi@lemmy.world 6 points 1 week ago (2 children)

StuNdent? Can’t people spell check?

[–] marzhall@lemmy.world 9 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Graduates, sure, but stundents are still learning

load more comments (1 replies)
load more comments (1 replies)
load more comments
view more: next ›