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[–] NABDad@lemmy.world 29 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I don't often tell dad jokes, but when I do, he laughs.

[–] CheeseToastie@lazysoci.al 9 points 2 weeks ago

Oh I groaned good one

[–] owenfromcanada@lemmy.ca 14 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Two sausages are sitting in a frying pan. One looks over at the other and says, "Is it just me, or is it getting hot in here?" The other replies, "AHHH! IT'S A TALKING SAUSAGE!"

[–] CheeseToastie@lazysoci.al 3 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Haha fucking brilliant nice one dad

[–] MyTurtleSwimsUpsideDown@fedia.io 5 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Haha!

I remember this one as muffins in an oven.

[–] owenfromcanada@lemmy.ca 2 points 2 weeks ago

I've heard it with muffins as well, but I maintain that sausages are funnier.

[–] HejMedDig 13 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Mine don't translate well to English. Judging by the way my teenager sighs, rolls their eyes, and closes the door, I'll assume they are pretty good

[–] dandelion@lemmy.blahaj.zone 13 points 2 weeks ago

Share them in their original language, then!

[–] dgbbad@lemmy.zip 12 points 2 weeks ago
[–] mysticpickle@lemmy.ca 10 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 children)

Where do bad rainbows go?

To prism. It's a light sentence but gives them time to refract

[–] CheeseToastie@lazysoci.al 2 points 2 weeks ago

Brilliant! This one is genius

[–] asmoranomar@lemmy.world 10 points 2 weeks ago

Whenever you feel like things are unfair, remember that Laura Croft's entire life has been in ruins.

[–] shittydwarf@sh.itjust.works 6 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Hey Kiddo, what's brown and sounds like a bell?

[–] Brekky@lemmy.world 4 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] shittydwarf@sh.itjust.works 13 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)
[–] Nemo@slrpnk.net 3 points 2 weeks ago

relevant username

[–] owenfromcanada@lemmy.ca 2 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)
[–] Coyote_sly@lemmy.world 5 points 2 weeks ago
[–] dajoho@sh.itjust.works 0 points 2 weeks ago

Elton John's wedding ring.

[–] Nemo@slrpnk.net 5 points 2 weeks ago

Why does a chicken coop have two doors?If it had four doors it'd be a chicken sedan.